
ALT A photo of the front cover of issue 1638 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now. The headline reads 'Masterchef Crisis Grips Britain.' The cover is divided into four panels featuring Gregg Wallace in different roles. Panel 1: 'Celebrity Star' shows him flipping a pancake with speech bubbles saying, 'What a tosser!' and 'Time for just desserts.' Panel 2: 'National Treasure' shows him with Princess Anne, with the caption, 'Another woman of a certain age trying to pin something on me.' Panel 3: 'Top Grocer' features him with fruits and vegetables, saying, 'No one’s grosser than me' and 'It’s Wallace and Vomit!' Panel 4: 'Christmas Favourite' shows him with Santa, stating, 'I’m not naughty, I’m nice,' and Santa responds, 'No one believes in you,' followed by another bubble saying, 'Give him the sack, Santa!'



























