I try not to use this anymore. See me on Insta - @RichardMajor86 - Parody of Big Time International Celebrity, Richard Major, Official Account.

Farnham, United Kingdom
Joined January 2009
How much does a VW Golf cost? Wrong It’s in excess of £58k – at Farnham, England
People tell me “electric cars are expensive” This is a VW Golf for £58,000 😮
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Went on a date recently and went back to his after a fun night. He offered to put something on while we relaxed and proceeded to watch a Scottish man in his 50s play games on 'Twitch'. Needless to say I went home.
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The Emperor continues to have Community Notes removed from his tweets. Poof! It’s gone. Like magic.
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CD players never had to look boring exemplified by the Toshiba XR-P9 from 1986
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BEA-VER HAM-PER, just what every mum wants for Mother’s Day
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In the days when I would tweet along to F1 races I would try to think of these and never get very far (beyond the contemporary BUT GRO PER that everyone sniggered about).
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Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben – at Farnham, England
We're live tonight on Twitch at 7pm with some Blair Witch! All in aid of Cancer Research UK. BE THERE AND BRING A FEAR FRIEND OR TWO xoxo twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial
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Apparently if you win the #F1 #SaudiaArabianGP, you get to lure a journalist to a foreign embassy, then murder them and chop them into pieces Good luck to everyone who reported on the @redbullracing Christian “Horny” Horner story – at Farnham, England
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Replying to @sniffpetrol
@sniffpetrol @Carpervert Fun game for the podcast - are there any words or phrases to be made by combining any of the 3 letter #F1 driver names/codes?
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A Lamborghini SUV belonging to a deviant - Perverts Urus
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I had an uncle who passed recently, and he owned one of the largest Star Trek collections in the country (USA). This is 4 of over 90 pictures required to document 3+ entire rooms stacked with nothing but #startrek pls share it around, I want to give it a good home.
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I'm obsessed with videos of mixed-species animals having great friendships with each other. I got a rabbit as a friend for my cat. The introduction went brilliantly & the pair seemed to be smitten. I was elated. Turns out my cat was just waiting for the rabbit to fatten up a bit.
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You know what they call Colin the Caterpillar in Paris?
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Might get into lager blends this summer “Can I get a pint of Peroni with a Stella top? Cheers.” – at Farnham, England
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Do @TheOnion now write for Empire? – at Farnham, England
EXCLUSIVE 🐯 Hugh Grant plays Tony The Tiger in @JerrySeinfeld's Pop-Tarts movie #Unfrosted. “That was the greatest part of the whole thing, honestly,” Seinfeld tells Empire. READ MORE: empireonline.com/movies/news…
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Read the replies to this and play “spot the Russian bot” – at Farnham, England
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Replying to @RMajor86
I’m gonna give people 52 guesses! ;)
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