I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller... #HailRedskins #GoOs

Atlantic City, NJ
Joined August 2016
SAM DARNOLD IS PISSING DOWN HIS LEG IN PRIMETIME AGAIN 😭😭💀 3rd & long on the last 2 drives with the game on the line.. SACKS 🤦‍♂️ Shades of Minnesota Darnold. He won a Super Bowl, but when the lights get brightest buddy turns a pumpkin with a playbook @NFL @NFLonFOX #NFL #TNF
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No, it’s not. All dumb Puerto Ricans they have the best everything, but in fact it’s one of the poorest nations, has an extremely low GDP, shit land for growing crops and had to be bailed out by US. Welfare island
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What a great day
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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BREAKING: #Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni is expected to coach Sunday after dealing with mild retardation throughout the week.
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Does anyone else feel like their LCS is over priced and kinda scammy?
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A Mike Trout rookie auto out of a 2026 Topps Update Baseball blaster?? 🤯 He was opening up a blaster box of the new 2026 Topps Update Baseball when he found this redemption for a graded 2009 Bowman Draft Mike Trout Autograph. The grade of the card he’ll receive is unknown, but if it’s a PSA 10, he could be looking at a card worth upwards of $10K+, all from a $25 blaster box 😳 📸: Shaun Putnam / @SCN_Pod
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And just like that $20 = $0.01.
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I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew. -Swish
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Breaking: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison, sources tell me and @RapSheet. The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game vs Detroit as details of the trade are finalized.
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2 goals called off.. @Bundesliga_EN what’s going on here?? Bookies cooking up something fishy
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Little douche bag thinks shit is handed to him in life. Hey fucker grow some balls .I wish I could punch that little shit in the face.
Normalize keeping the ball if you caught it fair & square ⚾️
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Just fucking go home already man you’ve been here for 4 months
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I called every coach in my phone about him and they all told me he was 2 small or most left me on read. TO THE UNDERDOGS, RUN YOUR OWN RACE. I know it’s gets tough, but keep going.
Weekly Jesse Legree update. Freshman is unreal.
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The Baltimore Orioles allegedly fired the people who play their Oriole mascot and Mr. Splash, according to @TheAthleticMLB #Birdland
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President Donald Trump suggested letting Iran "take out" Los Angeles or San Diego while defending higher gas prices from the war at a Nebraska rally “They can take out a city, let ’em take out Los Angeles, let ’em take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay.”
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That rivalry is out of pocket, man.
Steve Gleason beating the traffic. His bois getting destroyed by the Falcons in primetime. Fuck the aints. #dirtybirds ❤️🖤 🏈
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18 years ago today, Wiz Khalifa released his iconic “ATL Freestyle” on YouTube. Do you remember when @wizkhalifa dropped this?
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Anyways, here’s wonderwall… #cowpoke #yodel #country #western #tengallonhat
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never get tired of this clip
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Wife: do you really plan on drinkin’ beer and watching football all weekend? Me:
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