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Joined July 2019
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Like, just going to see my old friend Kroc again now that I'm back from that dragon filled place! Time distortion? 2020? What are you all talking about its may 2019?
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just beat up king k rool and stole his wallet #awesome
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Replying to @RealBabyDrake
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Ah, must have been from our climactic battle last night
#BREAKING Queen Elizabeth II spent night in hospital, Buckingham Palace says
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Just thirty more minutes!
Alright goku, we only have to hold them off for one more day and you’ll finally be in smash. Dont let them get that invitation
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Now we're goddamn gettin' somewhere.
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I DO HOPE YOU INTEND TO USE SOMETHING OTHER THAN BULLETS.
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I'm so evil that I'm going to tell you what happens in this show!
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Mario's Log With the S&S Club fully assembled, I spend time checkin' on the world. The war of good and evil is kickin' off but my main concern is Saturn...last 3 days a Mario Empire Scout ship has been self-destructin', and space comms are silent...Somethin' weird's goin' on.
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...Waluigi regrets asking #SandSpaghetClub
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So paisanos. Ya ever thought for a moment "Damn, I fuckin' hate fightin' in the war between good and evil?" Youse ever wanna talk about food from totally neutral sources? Well, lemme introduce youse: To the Sandwich And Spaghetti Club. Wich&Sketti For short #SandSpaghetClub
Mama Mia (when's the last time I said that, eh?), sure do love some normal ass cookin', definitely not got some kinda plan in mind whatsoever.
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Im actually so proud of this fucking shit, i coughed up a lung.
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...Waluigi thinks he's not getting that 2% now
Alright here's the plan paisanos....and wario. The lot of ya split up and search this temple, see if youse can find anything worthwhile. If youse need help, call for help or one of them @Tapeisdabest guys. Real crafty dudes they are. Youse got all that?
Alright here's the plan paisanos....and wario. The lot of ya split up and search this temple, see if youse can find anything worthwhile. If youse need help, call for help or one of them @Tapeisdabest guys. Real crafty dudes they are. Youse got all that?
Mario's Log And so, I made it: the crew to explore the weird damn temple neither of us know jack-shit about. With us 5 headin' in, and the @Tapeisdabest on standby as our B-Team, we're prepared to go in some real murky waters. May the gameboy gods have some goddamn mercy on us.
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Mario's Log And so, I made it: the crew to explore the weird damn temple neither of us know jack-shit about. With us 5 headin' in, and the @Tapeisdabest on standby as our B-Team, we're prepared to go in some real murky waters. May the gameboy gods have some goddamn mercy on us.
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[Final post] The end has come for you Saiyan, give up while you're ahead. youtube.com/watch?v=BS5Fu722…
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Mario's Log Another day of analyzin' everything I've seen of this...new world. Its, familiar, sure. There's people I know, faces I've seen. But there's so much....difference paisanos. I have to be careful. I can hardly tell who's a pal anymore...Gotta keep my cool and look...
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Mario's Log Been a while huh?Don't know how long I was in that wallet, but I'm out.The nice paisano who freed me said some crap, went off.Anyway this package with my second gun and my OG plot device.These ain't supposed to be here. Still, ain't gonna worry. I got somethin' to do.
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Little late to the party, but we want to wish a Happy Birthday to the voice actor of Heavy, Demo and Monoculus, Gary Schwartz! (hope to see him voice acting in Smash soon!)
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