@RBrivers

DC Area Native - Satire Included - Tweets Disappear

 Maryland, USA
Joined March 2010
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anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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They need to release the entire headset communication audio and all mic’d up players from the last minute of the Commanders Giants game like we do with the cockpit voice recorder after a plane crash. We need closure
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I’m in total disbelief my Commanders had such poor clock management in today’s overtime game against the Giants. All we had to do was kick the field goal and we would have won the game!🤦🏾‍♂️
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When you try to get the pencil shaving to stay in one piece
Allstadoms
@allstadomsOct 8
Dakota Johnson didn’t enter the room to blend in. She came dressed like the plot twist.
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestOct 5
Beater of Insolent Rookie Ass. Since we're sharing Ovechkin memories, here's my favorite. Ovechkin was already a legend in 2019 and a future HOFer and people knew the career goals record was on the table. He's not a fighter at all. He hadn't fought since 2010. Then this insolent ROOKIE starts slashing him and drops the gloves. Ovechkin honestly looks BAFFLED. (i) Who is this kid? (ii) Why is he trying to fight me? (iii) Does he not know who I am? Ovechkin knocked him the f*ck out. He missed the next four games. All hail the greatest goal scorer and Beater of Insolent Rookie Ass of all time.
HockeyFights.com
@hockeyfights16 Apr 2019
Ovechkin KOs Svechnikov Full video will be here: hockeyfights.com/fights/n258…
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Cole Hutson, folks
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestOct 2
Heck of a week. The leaves are starting to change here in Golden. Sports are back. I actually think we ALL are so back or are at least on the way. I hope you have an amazing weekend my friends. God loves you and so do I. Cheers.
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the number of things the Cowboys did to lose the game at the end from a game management situation was embarrassing
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doomer
@uncledoomerSep 23
the tiny domesticated dog runs free while his wild wolf brethren pace the enclosure. much to think about as i log into microsoft teams this morning.
Nature In Focus
@NatureInFocussSep 22
At the Harbin Polar Aquarium, one dog and four wolves are having a great time playing together! 😃
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saw a leaf fall this morning
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Replying to @AdamSchefter
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Rob 😎 retweeted
NFL Memes
@NFLMemesSep 13
Who is this menace
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litquidity
@litcapitalSep 10
Only took Hunter 4 months since joining X to rug pull retail investors with a shitcoin Amazing execution
Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenMay 19
I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.
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The new iPhone Duo lets you trade and apply for jobs at the same time
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Always a pleasure serving the crew, Warren! Appreciate the generous tip you left our guy! 🦀 🫡
Warren Sharp
@SharpFootballSep 6
look at this insanity THE BEST DAY to end summer is this feast @JimmysSeafood hooked it up as always
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litquidity
@litcapitalSep 6
And just like that, another billionaire philanthropist donating to useless NGOs is born
Exec Sum
@exec_sumSep 5
BREAKING: Lululemon founder Chip Wilson, worth $6.1 billion, is getting a divorce from his wife. There is no prenup in place.
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The real GTA 6 You need to find a way to make money and get out
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Rob 😎 retweeted
trailcam
@Trail_CamsAug 23
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Picking up Hector is a whole different challenge. Devin gets up close with Hector the rescued alligator and finds out just how much size, strength, and attitude The Bone Collector brings to the table. Working with powerful alligators like Hector takes experience, confidence, and a whole lot of respect. #EvergladesHolidayPark #GatorBoys #AmericanAlligator #AlligatorRescue #FloridaEverglades @d_outback_
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