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Reform will win a majority. Mark my words. Bookmark this tweet. #ReformUK
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It is happening.
THE BABY OIL DAY 18th Nov 20:00 At the Westminster Arms Bring a bottle of baby oil (please do not oil up) at the Westminster Arms with LSE Conservatives and me as we will chug a pint for the first anniversary of 18/11. @LSE_cons @jc_britannia
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Chat I got a signed copy from THERESA MAY???? From a CHARITY SHOPPPP
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two knights chilling like bros
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I got hung flags on my street 🤤
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In Hong Kong, to raise up a flag means to have an erection.
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Fuck Reform FC, where’s Reform UK Labubu. Nigebubu
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Yer bird says “no, I’m a real conservative” when you ask her “are you wet”
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Ladies and gentlemen. We found it.
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Happy Baby Oil Day to all those celebrating!
8 Months since that momentous day. The baby oil lives on.
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