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I can’t apologise enough.

 Fury Road, Edinburgh
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Joined July 2009
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Tom Jamieson@jamiesontNov 6
I may have accidentally met Russell Brand once or seventeen times where I inadvertently referred to Brand as a political colossus & mankind's preeminent thinker as he guest edited my magazine, but this sycophantic praise was my way of expressing how much I utterly detested him .
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GumballViking@viking_gumballNov 5
This strip is genuinely devastating. Like he knew it was soon and he was accepting it
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Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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Tyler Garner@TylerdgNov 2
Replying to @AlexWalason
More than any actor we've ever had in the role! Fleming wrote that Bond looks like Hoagy Carmichael
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James@exhaustdataOct 27
[dying unfulfilled] “this is just like Synecdoche New York”
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Bell Brothers
@hellobellbrosOct 28
Jimmy Stewart and zombies, mashed up the old fashioned way. Our short film It’s a Wonderful Night of the Living Dead took a year to make, ended up playing in a few Oscar-qualifying film festivals, and is now available to watch from your toilet.
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I am deeply fascinated by the modern right's insistence that "the elite" is a category that does not actually include the ultra wealthy who dominate society and dictate many of its laws, and is instead made up of socialist teachers, anti-genocide protestors, and "woke" baristas.
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INDICATOR@indicatorseriesOct 20
WIN NIGHT OF THE DEMON ANNIVERSARY EDITION 666/2000 It has been unavailable for eight years. But now, our legendary Limited Edition Blu-ray release of NIGHT OF THE DEMON has been resurrected! RT this post for a chance to WIN copy number 666/2000. powerhousefilms.co.uk/produc…
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Tubi
@TubiOct 13
texting my friend “here” instead of knocking on the door
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Mark Judge
@markgjudgeOct 9
It’s kind of sad that a monologue that would have been a sidebar in a 1970s Woody Allen film is now praised as epic genius. Make better movies.
Sasha Stone (@realsashastone) profile pictureSasha Stone
@realsashastoneOct 9
The most memorable and exciting scene in a film all year.
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adam@resurrecti0nsOct 9
the person with the worst taste in stephen king adaptations is very possibly stephen king himself
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TonyWendice
@tonywendice1954Oct 8
"Nobody writes like her." That reminds me of when I asked Billy (Wilder) once what should I say when I have to go backstage to greet a friend and the play was awful. He said to me say "I have never seen anything quite like that." Exactly.
The Nobel Prize (@NobelPrize) profile pictureThe Nobel Prize
@NobelPrizeOct 8
"Nobody writes like her. And nobody, I think, would even dare to do it in this way.” Immediately after the announcement, Steve Sem-Sandberg, member of the Swedish Academy, was interviewed about the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature.
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many movies proclaim to be anti-capitalist but very few actually put in the legwork
The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandleOct 7
‘DIGGER’ is actually set to lose over $250M for Warner Bros. (Via: @TheWrap)
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Adrizzle 🇵🇸@36_chambuhzOct 5
I was talking to a guy once and it slowly became clear he took the monster mash song at face value, the subtext went right over his head lol
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Idk man that seems like a good reason to stop
Metro (@MetroUK) profile pictureMetro@MetroUKOct 3
I poo myself every week while running – but I won’t stop trib.al/fZvykbJ
I poo myself every week while running - but I won't stop

I poo myself every week while running - but I won't stop

Tiffani jogs almost every day, and almost once a week, she will experience the runs during one of those runs. 

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Roy Donk Bet@CapnNathSep 28
The Shield made the mistake of not looking expensive and not making you feel prestigious and sophisticated for watching it. It was just really fucking good.
Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) profile pictureSteven Hyden@Steven_HydenSep 27
My one comment on that NYT TV shows list is that modern critics don't appreciate THE SHIELD enough. They ranked the show with the shticky Walton Goggins' performance 49 spots higher than the one where he staked his claim as one of the best TV actors of his generation. Unserious!
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Junsui Films@JunsuiFilmsSep 27
📣#Competition #Giveaway📀#RT, #FOLLOW & #WIN Sexy Beast #LimitedEdition 4K UHD Blu-ray #Boxset🎬#JonathanGlazer ⭐#RayWinstone #BenKingsley #AmandaRedman #00s #British #Crime #Caper #Gangster #Thriller #RT2WIN #SexyBeast Out 28/09 on #4K #UHD #Bluray via👉@SecondSightFilm
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Richard Mowe@RichBoxofficeSep 27
THE PRESSES have been thundering all weekend to bring you the brochure for @FrFilmFestUK screenings at @ifecosse from 10 to 18 November. You can get with the programme and pick one up later in the week. It will also be available online. Meanwhile design team chez Emma Quinn has been working on your 68-page bumper issue of the full programme at leading cinemas and venues around from 4 November to 9 December. @screenscots @filmhubscotland @FilmsMk2 @FranceintheUK @afglasgow @MinistereCC @CurzonFilm @copymade11837
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Flying_Rodent@flying_rodentSep 19
Oak Street is good fun and honestly, as a fellow Scotsman, good on Ewan McGregor for absolutely burning Hollywood for thirty years of big paycheques. Shallow Grave is easily the best film he was in and it’s the one he was best in, in 1994, because he was playing himself.
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