I know I wouldn’t survive if AI took over because the first think I did when I saw the Snapchat AI posted a story was asking it why it did that
What’s stopping me from reaching the daily recommended water intake by downing it through a beer bong
Normalize anesthesia for getting waxed. I am out here seizing waiting for the esthetician to pull off the wax from my eyebrows
Putting up a lost bird sign is like still looking for Amelia Earhart. Both flew away and nobody is gonna be able to find out where they went











