My wife watched Grey’s Anatomy for a bit and here are some REAL plot lines: -A man has extra arms growing out of his back he calls “Angel Wings” and it’s implied he can hover with them -A dead dad possesses his son to perform surgery on his sister. The son’s not a surgeon he’s a janitor who just broke into the OR -A man fell 40,000 ft from a plane and came in with ONE BROKEN LEG -A man gets crushed in a trash compactor so they do surgery at the dump using trash as tools. They hum the Fat Albert theme during -The hospital’s swamped because “a guy dressed as a clown blew up a hospital downtown” implying they’re in Gotham City and the Joker is real -A burglar uses explosives to blow open a safe, the door then imbeds in his chest and they need a locksmith to open it so they can perform surgery -Jared from Subway is a recurring character -The main doctor has a migraine so bad she can freeze time. It’s not played metaphorically, she’s physically moving things

it shouldnt be this way. if its on a burger bun it should be considered a burger. we must make this change happen. any other way is pure lunacy

I am BEGGING for there to be less of these in ravenous

*playing Banjo-Kazooie for the kids last night* Mumbo token: Eekum bokum Me, 3 year old and 5 year old, in unison: Eekum bokum