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this how the weed in high school use to have you…the weed these days be having you overthink hating your life
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Update on the Cornell 7 r*pists:
Reports say Winston Lee fled to South Korea; Matthew Ingalls fled to Dubai; and another hired Harvey Weinstein/Diddy's lawyer, Teny Geragos...
Idk about you, but I don't think innocent men move like this.
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A woman can be drunk and half-naked, and if there's no rapist in the room, she won't be raped. Alcohol and clothing don't cause rape.... rapists do.
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Not Issa performing Broken 🐱 as her entrance at the Insecure 10th Anniversary event!😂 She did what needed to be done!! Ugh miss this show sm
"just pay your credit card bill on time and your score will go up"
no mf
call your credit card company right now and threaten to leave. they'll hand you hundreds to thousands in savings in 15 minutes
you're paying 25.24% APR, a $95 annual fee, and getting 1% cashback on a card you've had for 3 years
(that APR went up a quarter point this week btw. the Fed hiked, your rate is pegged to it, and they don't have to send you a letter)
meanwhile banks are spending $300-$500 to acquire each new customer
you're sitting on real negotiating leverage and you're not using it
the breakup call script:
call the number on the back of your card. say: "I'm considering closing this account. I've received better offers from other banks and I'd like to know what you can do to retain me as a customer before I make my decision"
they'll transfer you to the retention department. these people have a budget to keep you. they can do things regular reps can't:
- waive your annual fee (save $95-$895/year)
- lower your APR (average cut is about 6 points according to LendingTree)
- add bonus points or cashback as a retention offer
- wipe late fees from the past 12 months
- upgrade your card to a better tier for free
the success rates are insane. according to LendingTree surveys:
- 76% of people who asked for a lower APR got one
- 93% who asked for a waived or reduced annual fee got it
- 81% who asked for a late fee removal got it
the negotiation, in this order:
"what's the best APR you can offer me?" if they say 19.99%, say "I have offers at 15.99% from [competitor]. can you match or beat that?" they usually come down another 2-3 points
"can you waive my annual fee this year?" if they say no: "I've been a customer for [X] years and I'm looking at [competitor card] with no annual fee. I'd rather not close my oldest account but I can't justify the fee"
"I noticed a late fee from [month]. I've been a reliable customer for [X] years. can you reverse that as a courtesy?"
"are there any retention offers available on my account?" this is where the 10,000-30,000 bonus points come out just for asking
the line that finds money when they say no: "I understand. can you note on my account that I asked, and transfer me to someone who can close it?"
what you can realistically save per card:
annual fee waived: $95-$895
APR cut on a $5,000 balance: $250-$750/year
late fees reversed: $29-$40 each
retention bonus: worth $100-$300
do this for every card you have. most people have 3-4
and if they won't budge? move the balance to a 0% transfer card and leave the old card open at $0. keeps your account age, kills their interest. you weren't bluffing. you were negotiating
one call. 15 minutes. real money back in your pocket
you've been overpaying because you never asked them to stop
(if you need to fix bad credit to get the 0% transfer cards and the top cc offers, link in bio. 30-90 days)
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no one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to you
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Have you ever disliked someone immediately and later found out your gut instinct was right?
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Seeing people argue against a 32 hour work week is insane. Y’all need hobbies, friends, sunlight, literally anything outside of work. Life is not supposed to be just work until you die. We really will never revolt because some of y’all are way too brainwashed.
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acts of service men are dangerously attractive.
fixing problems, making sure you’ve eaten, charging your phone, carrying your things... that’s romance to me
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I’m currently smoking a spliff under this bridge and I can hear people walking over it asking “where that smell of weed is coming from!” 🤣🤣🤣
It’s me the weed troll under the bridge ha ha ha ha ha ha 😝
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We really used to go to the computer lab, get on the internet… and then LEAVE THE INTERNET THERE.
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As a woman, you gotta stand firm on the fact that you are a privilege to experience.
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One thing I will say is, the internet is a great place to come observe the human mind. Yall be having some thoughts on this bitch.






















