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45, Peterborough. Used to be a director of Live TV & an online DJ, current spandex wearer. Proud ‘Pointless’ trophy, ‘Countdown’ teapot & IKEA Lack table owner.

Peterborough, UK
Joined February 2009
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.@tfwrail Hi, I've booked an advance ticket on the wrong day and i'm trying to reschedule. The system is not returning any trains for the right day even though I can see advance fares are available. Is it possible to get help?
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Hi @LNER good Morning! Just wanted to check: I am booked on the 0853 Thameslink train from Peterborough this morning but it is cancelled. Am I able to take an LNER train instead? TIA 🥰
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Hi @PeterboroughCC not sure how to report this but I was prevented from joining the cycle lane this morning by whichever tool decided to dump this at the entrance. Outside Newark Hill School
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RT this if you thought the eclipse was a bit shite
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hi @OctopusEnergy I wonder if someone can help? I was expecting a bill today but it hasn't arrived. Keen to see how my export is going!
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Thank you for my free octopus @OctopusEnergy . I knew there was a reason I got solar panels installed. 😅
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the most performative part of job searching is sitting in an interview and explaining your deep passion for a company you genuinely did not know existed until you saw the listing three days ago.
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.@PostOffice worst service ever in the Peterborough branch today. 10 people in line, cashier serves one and disappears never to be seen again. I had a birthday while queueing. So bad in here every time I visit I'm not sure it's a real post office?!
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Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.
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.@limebike hi, I realise it's probably out of your control, but absolute madness opposite Euston station this evening. Three Asian looking idiots riding your bikes carelessly on the pavement, i had to go round them and got soaked by a bus. Maybe good if you can identify them!
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Calling Jeffrey Epstein ‘the paedophile financier’ makes him sound like something from Patisserie Valerie
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.@LNER Props to the train crew on the 1900 to Edinburgh this evening. Fault announced at 1858 train out of service, crew and passengers moved across 5 platforms at KGX. 13 mins delay but I expected a lot more. We are late but can't fault the efficiency. 5 stars 🌟
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I found Wayne! @sueperkins @AlexHorne I could use some help To pie him in the face if you would be so kind!
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.@andrewpakes_ @PeterboroughCC Hi, just needed to have a moan about the food markets that are in town. I commute by bike to work (not bridge street) and every time they are on my bike gets a flat - Glass everywhere! Is it possible to look at the cleanliness and litter. Thanks ☺️
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In the Tory corner: Sophie Corcoran, the woman who wanted to drown migrants in the Channel. For Reform, Lucy Connolly, the woman who wanted to burn them alive in hotels. They’re here to lecture people fleeing war, rape, torture and abuse about integration. Toxic hags.
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.@VirginMoney hi! I'm trying to add my credit card to new iPhone Wallet but the verification codes aren't coming through by SMS. Anything you can do to help? 🙂
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Gary Woodward retweeted
I suggested music during sex. Husband agreed. I put my old iPod on shuffle and we got some good music. We were just about to start the main event when the Countdown theme came up. It really soured the atmosphere. No more nookie music for us.
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Gary Woodward retweeted
Replying to @SilverstoneUK
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