@QuipFox

Sharing funny tweets, ran by longtime fan of hashtag games (see link below for hashtag game schedule) “Quip ~ a clever, often sarcastic remark”

 USA, wit from all over
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Joined November 2012
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#HowValentinesDayWentWrong Got too handsy with your date
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i’d like for this vid to be erased forever, thank you.
Sparrow
@sparrowincrisisMay 17
crocodile being crocodile
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Nobody sees the 5am runs. Nobody sees me choosing a salad over fries. Nobody sees me doing yoga in a peaceful sunlit room. Because I don't do any of these things.
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Cashier: That will be $58.49. Me: *pulls out $100 bill* Cashier: Sorry, we’ve been having issues with counterfeit bills lately. Anything smaller? Me: *pulls out $75 bill*
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenApr 26
"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?" "Brochure."
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@ysljenniiApr 24
me with the laundry from the dryer
Triiad ୭୭
@triiadxxApr 24
How armadillos gather foliage for their nests
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greg
@greg16676935420Apr 21
What color hair do they put on a bald persons drivers license?
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Jim Corbridge@MrBonMotApr 13
I wonder if the person who coined the phrase ‘jumping on the bandwagon’ got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.
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So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.
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Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovApr 13
My dog after eating my philosophy book
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Benadryl #HowISurviveTheNight
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The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy
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parks
@parkersity_9Mar 19
the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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Kristen@Kica333Mar 5
Flour Companies: What if we put it in a paper bag that’s only partially sealed at the bottom?
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Jasmine 🌌🔭
@astro_jazMar 3
I JUST REALIZED NASA SAW MY STUPID ASS TWEET AND REPLIED??? 😭😭
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UKFeb 20
My cat's interest in this room: Zero My cat's interest in this room when door is closed: Nothing has ever been as important as getting in this room
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Squirrel + coffee = Super Squirrel
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Ryan Doka
@DokaRyanFeb 16
Update: shitting my brains out today
Ryan Doka
@DokaRyanFeb 15
I chugged an Orbitz that expired in 1998
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Why do Americans say tuna fish? We know tuna is a fish. I can't wait to have chicken bird for lunch. – at Ontario, CA
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The Figen
@TheFigen_Jan 28
They were shaken to the core.
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Mike Brady bought their house with the money he made from inventing Zoom.
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