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Cincinnati
Joined September 2011
ESPN's FPI has the Bengals currently favored in all remaining 11 games left in the regular season. Closest projected matchup is Week 14 vs. Kansas City (53% chance to win).
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POV it’s 2057 there no more roles for SEALs in Hollywood. Chris Pratt has played them all. Also the SEALs in general don’t exist anymore. It’s just Chris Pratt. (Terminal List rocks btw)
First trailer for ‘WAY OF THE WARRIOR KID’, starring Chris Pratt and Jude Hill. The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies. Releasing November 20 on Apple TV.
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Burrow, Chase, and Higgins are so good that they’re converting the ~ball knowers~ into “that boy nice” guys
Joe Burrow and Tee Higgins went off in the second half against the Ravens...but it was all about the gravity of Ja'Marr Chase
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IF YOU’RE A REAL FAN GET YOUR ASS TO NFL HQ AND RIG THAT SHIT THE CHIEFS HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS @JDVance
JD Vance arrives at Bengals practice Wednesday afternoon.
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon seems to be acting totally normal and rational I’m sure she and the always flexible Bengals front office could strike a very modest deal for Jonathan Taylor
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I know Chase Brown has been underwhelming but this seems extreme
"Canada is preparing for a (long shot) US invasion," per BBC
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3-2 at the bye
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Crafting a run game around a 5th round pick and a guy with 2 ACL surgeries and a back fusion before his 25th birthday xitter.cf/yuggs513/status/210934…
The entire run scheme is built around Chase Brown and Erick All and both players are fucking terrible. Rip the bandaid OFF
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Hey Sexy Dexy
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There’s just no way this dude made 44 starts for a Nick Saban defense. Jordan Battle is a psyop
Jordan Battle on Malik Willis: “He has a little slight little tap before every throw though, so I feel like we could use that as a key to break on the ball. He likes to tap the ball before he throws it, or he takes his hand off, and that that gives the read the break. He's obviously dangerous with his feet. We know we got to be alert for that. Third and longs, they will run quarterback draws, and in the passing game, he will extend plays. So we got to be good downfield. DBs are plastering, so we got to be alert for that. He will take chances. We just got to be on, be alert on guys where they line up.”
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Me and the fellas atop Starbucks HQ after winning the Battle of Seattle
🤖 Made with AI
STARBUCKS HAS EXPLORED TAKEOVER OF CHIPOTLE, FT REPORTS
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Whole ass hurricane headed straight for Florida and my baby handed QB down two WRs has to deal with NONE of it. If God is with us who can be against us?
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This is just how it is with this team. They spend all offseason preaching [insert new wrinkle here] for the offense. It doesn’t work, then they spend the bye week trying to install what actually does and violà, they take off. Been that way for the better half of a decade now
The Bengals spent an offseason building an under-center offense. Last year: 5.1 yards a play from it This year: 3.3 Dead last in the NFL on 54% more snaps.
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Me outside Paycor asking for a job knowing the Bengals have only two healthy WR going into Miami this weekend
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Which way, Bengals fan
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Just resurfacing this for no particular reason
I dare Joe Burrow to throw one interception
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“Joe Burrow if you can hear us, please save me. Please score 40 Joe Burrow”
Just three safeties — Battle, Jules and Yeast — going through pregame warmups.
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Bengals are releasing Ke’Shawn Williams, a league source tells @WLWT
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“I wouldn’t let Ja’Marr Chase run back punts that’s just too risky”
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You never know what people are going through. Be Kind.❤️
You never know what people are going through. Be Kind. ❤️ 📸: @phoebe__carter
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