Officially joined the prawn sandwich brigade with @morgage69 . #mcfc #hospitality (easy empty seats joke for the lads with that pic)
"Time for bed"
"YOU MEAN LIE IN THE DARK AND CONTEMPLATE EXISTENCE AND THINK ABOUT EVERY EMBARRASSING THING I'VE EVER DONE"
"yes"
"awesome"
Off to watch Public Enemy tonight. Roses afterwards but couldn't give two shiny fucks about them. #PeakHipster
"You know what Jack Burton always says. Jack Burton always says.... Sexual chocolate" @morgage69
Keesh retweeted
DATE: Your hands are bleeding
ME: I was in a fight. You should see the other guy
[cut to nearby park]
[crying kids put head back on snowman]
I lived in Peterborough for 5 years. Just up the road. Fair play to Leicester. Small mercy for having the worse accent in the UK. #LESSTOH
















