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Joined July 2022
Babe, wake up. It's time for your daily liking-spree through the media tab of a guy who could care less if you died. ☺️
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Is ur ass fat enough for you to act the way you do??
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Ordering pizza in Portland be like: 0.50 more for pepperoni, and they hand you this:
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Queerkegaard retweeted
Andrew Wyeth "Christina's World" [1948]
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"are you ok?" omg no but for the purpose of this conversation, yes i'm fine.
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Tried to type “top energy” and Apple autocorrected it to “top surgery” 😭💀
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you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you
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Fork lift certified 😜
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Straight men do be yapping. Like…I knew something was going on their heads, but damn. 😵‍💫
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Like I thought they just did that to women. Why have I been stuck in 4 different straight men’s yap-traps this week?
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Guess that makes me a muscle gay then 🫣
when the grip tight enough to cut off circulation to the tip
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me when the pleasure of anticipation outweighs the (perceived) eventual experience by virtue of pre-living or re-living temporally remote affections
Free idea: all loads refused cumdump
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Brazilians once again absolutely cock-mogging everyone else, and it’s not even close.
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Normalize asking your friends to see their cocks. 🐓 🍆
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DL trade era ✨
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River season is here ☀️
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Attn all gay men in Portland:
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First year I haven’t seen a “it’s gonna be May” meme on April 30. Peak 2010s millennial liberalism is SO over.
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