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“Ohtani finally gets his stadium erupting 3 run Home Run, Dodgers get swept anyway” would be funnier than anything I could have come up with as a professional hater
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I often think about how He was born in a wooden manger, grew up working with wood, and died on a wooden cross. The fabric of Earth carried its creator from cradle to grave. I wonder if, despite His suffering, if for a moment hanging up there, the dogwood cross smelled like home.
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How it feels being a Fortnite fan when Tim Sweeney is on his biannual “be fucking stupid and shoot your company in the balls for no reason” phase






































