
Good times, noodle salad. Owned by cockers. Hitched to @davethegame. Fueled by artificial neurotransmitters. Bossgirling a little too close to the sun.
Burtonsville, MD
Joined July 2010
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I apologised to my husband for not finishing the task I had planned for today.
He said, “Yes, but how many side quests did you get done along the way?”
I feel seen - my whole life is main quests being disrupted by side quests.
#Neurodivergent
FML 🥵
D.C.-area forecast: A few more days of typical July warmth, then a major heat wave is likely wapo.st/3Q5jROT
E. Foley retweeted
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t but Twitter does… #MyTwitterAnniversary
Today's auction find - plan ahead for Halloween and buy some MANNEQUIN PARTS - grafeauction.com/event/shoe-…
E. Foley retweeted
Health Advisory: Current air quality in the D.C. region is Code Red, unhealthy for all. Area residents are encouraged to limit outdoor activities. For current conditions/forecast: mwcog.org/aqi
E. Foley retweeted
This dark children's book is a shocking campaign to protest gun violence. adweek.it/3I7jZJ8
The latter theory would be an excellent premise for a game of Fiasco. ;-)


























