Good times, noodle salad. Owned by cockers. Hitched to @davethegame. Fueled by artificial neurotransmitters. Bossgirling a little too close to the sun.

Burtonsville, MD
Joined July 2010
E. Foley retweeted
I apologised to my husband for not finishing the task I had planned for today. He said, “Yes, but how many side quests did you get done along the way?” I feel seen - my whole life is main quests being disrupted by side quests. #Neurodivergent
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t but Twitter does… #MyTwitterAnniversary
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A thread about the strike and Dropout production: 👇✊
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Nice compilation from Friday.
All in a summer’s day in DC 🌅 ⛈️ ⚡️🌈
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Here's what I think of the streamers' cruel plan to "starve us out"
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Text-based social media platforms are experiencing the 1875 newspapers problem
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BREAKING NEWS ​ ​WE CHECKED AND DOGS ARE STILL GOOD
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Better run because it includes CLEAR UNDERWEAR MANNEQUINS.
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BTW, if a friend buys a box of mannequin parts and wants to host a Halloween decor painting party, I would be down for that.
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E. Foley retweeted
Health Advisory: Current air quality in the D.C. region is Code Red, unhealthy for all. Area residents are encouraged to limit outdoor activities. For current conditions/forecast: mwcog.org/aqi
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E. Foley retweeted
This dark children's book is a shocking campaign to protest gun violence. adweek.it/3I7jZJ8
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The latter theory would be an excellent premise for a game of Fiasco. ;-)
[P] Have discovered that my area has a whole bunch of asphalt paving companies named variations on "Harrison Paving," "Harrison Brothers Paving," etc. Whether it's a "Famous Original Ray's Pizza" thing, or a paving family that splintered acrimoniously, I cannot say.
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