USA
Joined July 2012
The happiest place on earth, when democrats have their way.
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You can’t spell TRAGICOMEDY without DEMOCRAT.
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In California, they keep sending us ballots for people who don’t exist and we keep hiding them from our liberal democrat mother who complains about republican election fraud.
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In CA we pay the highest taxes but our government doesn’t mitigate wildfire risk or reduce crime, they legislate stricter plastic bag regulations. The new bags decompose before you can even use them once.
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We literally watched this VHS on repeat all last night.
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Grok couldn’t recognize these “Doctors”. Can you?
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Do you see any bad connections?
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I was caught getting high at work.
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Always find a way to tell your workers thank you.
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Here in California, we always receive mail-in ballots for people who have never lived at our address…
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This Palm Sunday, the mouse I caught in our kitchen killed and ate a western diamondback rattlesnake.
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The operator had no license, no insurance, no tag, and doesn’t speak English. After hitting a car at a stop sign, he received no tickets or citations. He is ok.
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I ask as you are referencing a book compiled, copied and translated over multiple millennia to support your premise that logic preceded humans and that proves devine design. Correct me if I’m wrong but inconvenient religious contradictions are easy to highlight in the faithful.
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Drunk brothers. Seen it a million times. The blade he stabbed him with was probably only half an inch long.
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Fuck me… Looked like divorce. He should consider his investment an inspiration to the popularity that made his selections conventional.
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I am sorry to tell you that Eratosthenes’s curvature is safe from your genesis, your gun and your paper plate planet. I am truly sorry, if that makes you feel any better and remember, it won’t effect your life either way.
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In California we don’t say “FIRE”! We say “Do you think they are going to put this one out”?
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