Cat season on robinhood is coming. 🐈‍⬛

THE ROSWELL PAPER TRAIL 🧵 July 1947: the Army says it recovered a "flying disc". A day later: weather balloon. 79 years on, the story still has more edits than a group chat. Unofficial fan thread for @TinHat_Cat: real history plus jokes from the Tin Hat library. 1/6

This famous American writer believed the Gray aliens were actually “CONTROL ALIENS,” a dying race that needed human blood and reproductive material. He was frustrated that they wouldn't abduct HIM, and even tried to lure them to his own home. William S. Burroughs, author of Naked Lunch, believed the Gray aliens might be a dying race that had lost its ability to create and needed human blood and reproductive material. He was fascinated by Whitley Strieber's alleged alien encounters. In 1989, he contacted Strieber and even visited the cabin where the mysterious beings supposedly appeared. He began wondering whether the visitors deliberately avoided certain people because they were a threat to whatever these beings were trying to accomplish. He also believed these entities wanted to make humanity less intelligent and that people with heightened spiritual awareness might actually be dangerous to them. Burroughs believed sexual contact might be one of the main purposes of alien abductions. According to researcher Matthew Levi Stevens, Burroughs even had a giant phallic symbol cut into the grass outside his Kansas home, like a crop circle, hoping to attract the visitors. Despite all his efforts, the aliens never came for him. He even wrote: "Why don't they come and see ME?" Months before his death in 1997, Burroughs was still wondering why they wouldn't contact him. He speculated that the Grays deliberately avoided people with advanced spiritual awareness because such people could threaten their objectives.

Show us in practicality (that means, or translates to, "in real life" you know, IRL etc) how grey andesite - NOT soft sandstone - is "cut" by "wet ropes". What are those ropes made of? Adamantium? Or rather, dilithium crystals? And what mechanism are those ropes in? Acacia wood?

LETS DIVE DOWN SOME RABBIT HOLES. THIS IS THE CONSPIRACY SPACE TO BE APART OF If you missed round 1 you cant miss round 2. @doughboyzcoin xitter.cf/i/spaces/1qGoNYpEZRNKv