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The one-eyed orange storage monster!

Mountain View, CA
Joined August 2019
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Doing more deep diving on #DellEMC and shockingly surprised just how far behind they are in 2020 on both storage and cloud. They may be #1 in footprint but they are badly ripping off their customers. Stay tuned as I peel back their bullshit.
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So it's like a probiotic for all the Dell storage cheese you've been consuming for years and now you need to get regular?
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The @DellEMC #PowerStore is premium-priced recycled technology. It is built for data center zombies. RAID 5 on 15TB drives? Party like it's 2009!
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Just throwing this out there for #TFDx #PowerStore #Purestorage #poweredup @DellEMCStorage @CTOAdvisor @esignoretti
Maybe I've been drinking too many screwdrivers, but WTAF @DellEMC? Your biggest storage announcement in years and you deliver RAID 5 on 15TB drives? Joe Tucci called, he wants the company back!
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When will you cover the logic of RAID 5 on 15TB drives? #TFDx #PowerStore #Purestorage
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Which part explains RAID 5 on 15TB drives? Asking for a friend.
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Congratulations @vStewed! Miss you!
Just recorded a podcast with @codyhosterman & @kylegrossmiller on @VMwareVCF on @PureStorage - does it get much better than that?
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The excitement is building, even @darkkavenger can feel it! #PureAccelerate
Gartner Primary Storage MQ is a surprise indeed. Story coming ASAP.
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OMG! OMG! OMG! Can NOT wait for El DevOpserado Naranjo! @rlondner! #PureAccelerate
Remember @rlondner, El DevOpserado Naranjo, from yesterday? He’s back today at #PureAccelerate with a totally harmless session at 1pm on integrations with the #Pure1 #REST #API. Come and shoot questions at him but beware... He’s known to fire back with straight answers.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh feel the burn! @QuinnyPig is on fire!
“Elastic Compute Clown, Larry speaking.”
Can't wait! #PureAccelerate
Gartner Primary Storage MQ is a surprise indeed. Story coming ASAP.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Good one @QuinnyPig! #PureAccelerate
Find me a single Dell EMC / VMware integration customer who'll say "it streamlined operations, sped our backups, *and* lowered our costs!" after the project was complete and I will eat a shoe.
I'm looking for you. I'm the short orange guy with one eye. #PureAccelerate
If you are #PureAccelerate look for me. I’m the bald tall black guy.
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