community owned. finger licked. Feat. @rasmr_eth @pr6spr

Don’t worry. I am back at work guys. robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf

went to find Al Dunlap IRL my mom found him first (🥅,🥅) @NetNetCap robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf

Even Chet is endorsing @NetNetCap LFG! robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf

The @NetNetCap bond near NAV is one of the cleaner asymmetric setups on @RobinhoodCrypto right now. Current numbers: • Spot ~$165 • NAV ~$163 • Premium 1.02× • Buyback ~$160.20 (NAV − 1.5%) I have loaded hundreds of NET here through the bond desk. Blended cost on the recent bonds is ~$164. Once they vest, a full exit through the buyback returns ~$160.20, a defined ~2.4% downside if premium stays flat or compresses. The upside case is not heroic. The token already traded $185–210 multiple times in the last week. A move back to $185 is +12% from here. After the 5% fee that is still a clean gain versus a $164 entry. At $200 it is larger. What makes it work: • Bond prices at max(TWAP discount, NAV). Near NAV you pay roughly backing and avoid the 5% market tax. • Buyback sits 1.5% under NAV as a standing bid. • At 1.02× premium the rebase rate is near zero, so you are not getting diluted while you wait. • You only need premium to re-open to levels it already printed recently. It is not risk-free (2-day vest, buyback capacity limits, NAV can drift). But the downside is capped near the protocol bid and the upside is a reversion to prices the market has already shown.

This space is a fkin joke. The excuses here to just 🍇ing a chart and taking your followers money are ‘the coin just wasn’t good enough’ No wonder our industry is such a joke. I’m ready to just sell it all and get back to normal life with real people.

Been watching the @TheCardWall pretty closely looking for deals, and this is exactly why. 👀 Just picked up a 1999 1st Edition Shadowless Blastoise Holo PSA 8 for $~5,000. Recent eBay sales on PSA 8s: • $5,999 • $6,619 • $5,958 • $6,500 Current listings are sitting around $6K–$6.5K. That’s potentially $1K–$1.5K below current market just from paying attention to the wall. There are deals hiding in plain sight. You just have to watch for them. 🧱👀

So much performative-maxxing out there right now 💀

Wow, we really are gonna make it. Let’s go!

Looks like @brian_armstrong is the villain at the @RobinhoodApp summit 😂😂😂

Is robinhood:0x020bfc650a365f8bb26819deaabf3e21291018b4 gonna pump after this at the @RobinhoodApp summit?

There is not a single token I want to moon more than this one purely for the culture! 😂😂 I am hooked

RH chain just got a real map on it. @WazzCrypto tied 53 launches from July–September to the same funding graph. His number is ~7,447 ETH / ~$18.4M. This isn’t 53 separate bad coins. Forty-five of them pay forward: dump A funds the key that signs launch B, sometimes in seconds. Four share a signing key across two tickers. Four share a collector. That’s a loop. Playbook is boring once you see it. Pons V2. 70–200 wallets. 70%+ of supply gone at the open. Hype. Dump. Sweep. Next ticker. They also ran fake CAs. Three PINKs, three CRUMBS, three DEEDs. First contracts soak the people who can’t wait. The “real” one is the bigger extraction. Biggest prints he showed: CRUMBS ~$3.12M, LEGS ~$2.9M, PINK ~$1.44M. All ~−99% after. DEED is what started the hunt and it didn’t even make the top ten. Most of the ETH is still sitting. He says at least two other serial deployers exist that he couldn’t attach to this ring. This market will keep manufacturing the next CRUMBS. Make sure you are parking your capital in areas that you understand and preferably with teams that are doxxed or at least seem to have a bit of a track record. I have bags in the robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 ecosystem, also robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf among some others on RH. Be smart with your funds.

Wow! $PARK is undervalued because the show already won. The Quartering covered it. Benny Johnson said it’s better than modern South Park. one episode did a million views off 3.5k followers. you don’t need a thesis after that. you need a reason the market cap is still a rounding error. Quality this clean doesn’t stay cheap. it just hasn’t converted viewers into bag NFA but this one is undervalued @stonkspark

These are absolutely hilarious