Santa Claus

This kid is hilarious!!

Funny how it takes me 60 hours to earn my wage but takes me 2 hours to spend the fucking lot.....

People on NYE Me on NYE

Which hoe hoe spikd my mince pies last night? I feel like fuckin death and which fucka left me a line of bash, rudolphs nose is bright red!

That one mate who you cant trust with the bag because they will sniff the lot...

Its good to be home. Time to measage some hoe hoe hoes

That stuff was power last night ha no sleep bouncing round from house to house. Ruff as fuck today though...

Just got back to lapland. Forgot to pick fags and skins up from fucking shop. #fuckingIdiot

Off work for a year now. Time to sniff some lines and bag some nines. Where all the hoe hoe hoes at....

Thats me off work for another year. Time to get on messy one....

On the hunt for some hoe hoe hoes tonight got a fat bag that needs emptying

Got fat bags, on til late, Ive got the Christmas flavours for you nose candy ravers.

Working the night shift tonight, im fucking raging. If anyone can hook me up with some pure flake 😉 i would really appreciate it.

Top 5 People Who Drink Too much 1. Stephen 2. Chris 3. Mark 4. Michael 5. John

Just to let the Ladies know I'm now in a relationship so I'm sorry to say but it's goin to have to be back to your place

A book fell on my head the other day... Ive only got my shelve to blame...

Never trust someone who's shower doesn't work properly

A woman is quick to reject a man who lives with his mother, but quick to jump in a bed with a man who lives with his wife 🤔