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Off-brand University. 🤡 Mildly-endowed. A parody account. All tweets are jokes… for legal reasons. Not racist: I have a black friend.

Hemmingford, Québec
Joined June 2008
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.@PurdueNorthwest I made this for you. :)
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If you are in Chicago, please seek shelter at Soldier field, there is no chance of a touchdown there.
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WE ARE GIVING AWAY A CYBERTRUCK ACTUALLY A CYBERBEAST REPOST TO ENTER FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. TERMS: stickermule.com/rules/cybert…
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The libtards don’t want us looking at the sun during the eclipse. What are they hiding from us? #BidenWorstPresidentEver
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Loving the new sound Twitter makes when you retreat something!
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•Biden gets $42B for broadband—Trump admits to stealing classified docs •PA Gov Shapiro repairs I-95 in 12 days—FL Gov DeSantis tries to cancel citizenship •IL Gov Pritzker signs bill to guarantee breaks & a day off—TX Gov Abbot bans water breaks The parties are not the same.
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Is midjourney down? I’m trying to get ai to show me what this student’s tiddies look like since she won’t show me. @PurdueNorthwest #midjourney
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Depression is not a choice. You know what is a choice? Whether or not to engage in human trafficking.
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Dean of students took off his pants.
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#Oceans On remote & protected coral reefs where endangered seals, green turtles & thousands of rare species dwell - many found only in the Hawaiian archipelago - 16 freedivers (on breath-hold only) cleared 44 tons of debris in 15 days - a truly incredible feat.
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If the disability services office at Purdue Northwest doesn’t do their job, is that considered theft? (Of a paycheck.) @PurdueNorthwest
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It would be really nice to get Rachel Dolezal in our office of Diversity & Inclusion. @PurdueNorthwest #purdue #BlackLivesMatter
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Hiring: Interim secretary to the interim Dean. #jobs #indiana @PurdueNorthwest
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Had a student crying about her grade but I gave her multiple opportunities at extra credit but she “felt uncomfortable” when I asked her to lock my office door. It’s quid pro quo, hon.
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Diplomas will be mailed requiring cash on delivery to ensure our English majors don’t skip out when they don’t become famous writers. @PurdueNorthwest #purdue
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I have a student an opportunity at extra credit and now I itch “down below.” Should I be worried? @PurdueNorthwest
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.@PurdueNorthwest I made this for you. :)
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Sometimes we find two hobos and offer $100 to whoever wins in a fight. It gathers a crowd which acts as an initiative to educate others on homelessness, it contributes to a hobo’s livelihood, and we use that as a tax write off so we can afford more hobo fights #GivingBack #purdue
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