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"𝐼𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑?" ( 𝑙𝑒𝑤𝑑 𝑟𝑝 )
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"What does this gal have to do to get a strap in her?"
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could definitely use someone like @ofdarism
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It's another glorious day of trying to cover up the latest fuck up that Vought has brought upon itself.
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redheads do it better. what, you may ask? everything.
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Eh, I guess that makes sense. Well, you should! I know you'd make a killing if you did.
rules are rules, I'm sure you understand! we haven't thought about doing deliveries, but it's always something we could do in the future!
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Then let me buy you one and you can-...just have it behind the counter. Uh-... do you do deliveries?
I appreciate the thought but I can't, my focus is all on the customers! Mhm, easily done! what else?
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Maybe get yourself one or two as well. Oh! and one of those croissant things! the ones that are filled with chocolate?
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frantically deleting all trace of this so it just doesn't leak!!!!!
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