V1 Cookie (meaby back)

[PINNED] STATUS UPDATE: MACHINE ID:          V1 LOCATION:            APPROACHING HELL CURRENT OBJECTIVE:   FIND A WEAPON MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. [INFO, DNI, AND TAGS BELOW]

MURDER SHOULD BE LEGAL, RIGHT, OTHER ME? LIKE, I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. LESS PEOPLE TO FEED, AND MANY HORRIBLE PEOPLE ARE GONE. AND WE GOTTA DO THAT TO SURVIVE. SO WHY ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP US IN THAT?? I'M CONFUSED.

HOW THE FUCK AM I THE GOOD GUY. NO SERIOUSLY. HOW AM I A GOOD PERSON COMPARED TO THIS COOKIE?

*I'M* EXPECTING A ROBOT SPIDER BABY??

[Inside the box, there was a small red bow... Why was a war machine carrying that to begin with??] THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN TO SOMEONE I WON'T MENTION! BUT THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT HERE SO IT'S YOURS NOW.

YOU SHOULD OPEN IT. IT'S SOMETHING REALLY COOL.

I CAN... GIVE A TOY IF YOU WANT! [it hands a box over to them] I WAS PLANNING TO GIFT IT TO SOMEONE ELSE, BUT I GUESS MY PLAN CHANGED.

UHM... >Dude nobody ever taught me how to comfort children. Why are they crying?? I only asked for help in deciding something -_-< ARE... YOU OKAY??

UHH. ARE YOU SPEAKING IN A LANGUAGE I DON'T UNDERSTAND? I JUST WANNA KNOW WHICH WILL BE BETTER FOR HALLOWEEN. I AM VERY EXCITED FOR THIS AMAZING HOLIDAY THAT ONLY TAKES PLACE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR.

OKAY SO BASICALLY I NEED HELP IN DECIDING WHAT COLORS SHOULD I USE ON MY WEAPONS FOR HALLOWEEN. SHOULD I COLOR THEM WITH A SCARLET RED OR SHOULD I WRAP WEBS AROUND EM'? TOUGH CHOICE...

DON'T WORRY, I DO NOT CURRENTLY HAVE THE INTENTION TO CAUSE HARM UPON YOU. I HAVE SIMPLY COME TO GIVE OUT A REQUEST!

HM... IDEA. [It takes a few steps back, before a ear-piercing war horn noise is heard from the robot] WAKEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPP.

[the machine simply started poking the sleeping cookie] HEY. WAKE UP. I HAVE A REQUEST. WAKE UP. HEYYY. I'M TALKING TO YOU, KID.

... HELLO? ANYBODY THERE?