Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Joined June 2023
Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
Replying to @JohnBoozman
Why haven't you commented on the fact that one of your colleagues in the senate wants to target your staffers with lawfare to terrorize them out of politics? Do you think this behavior is okay?
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
99% of the GOP congress still haven't said a word about Elissa Slotkin's seditious comments. The only members who have commented are Brandon Gill - Texas (@realBrandonGill) Mike Lee - Utah (@BasedMikeLee) Lisa McClain - Michigan (@RepLisaMcClain) This is why the Republicans lose. You have a member of the opposite party saying she's going to target your staffers with lawfare to terrorize them out of politics for good and you have nothing to say? Some of the good ones like @Eric_Schmitt have a good excuse because they're traveling with the President on the campaign trail right now but the vast majority are just impotent or lazy. Totally unacceptable. Call your senator, call your member of the house and tell them to wake the fuck up. We have a midterm election in a few weeks and Slotkin just handed you the gift of the century.
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
Liberals want America to be seen as an evil, racist, fascist country. This is how it really is… 🇺🇸
NEW VIDEO🔥 Dear ppl who hate America… DOWNLOAD SONG: itunes.apple.com/us/album/wh…
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
Listen, sweetheart. You’re not the victim. You explicitly called for prosecutions of Trump officials—to deter young conservatives from public service. This is textbook fascism. This is why we have the Second Amendment. Go fuck yourself.
This man, @mrddmia, who is suggesting I be shot, was in the mix to be President Trump's next Attorney General after he fired Pam Bondi for not prosecuting more of his political opponents. He is now at a MAGA dark money group, mobilizing death threats against me and my staff for sport. This shouldn’t be controversial: if you aid in stealing taxpayer money or directing it to enrich President Trump or his family, then you should be held accountable for that crime. That’s what I said, and I stand by it. And if you use the justice system for frivolous lawsuits used to intimidate and jail your political opponents, you should be held accountable for that via your bar status. No abuse of power and not violating the law? Then we have no problem. We know most Republican politicians are desperate to change the topic from their failing agenda. That’s how this kind of coordinated right-wing media play works. The threats and intimidation — of me, my staff, and my family — *are the point* of this kind of play. This dude and so many others are just hoping that we'll shut up in response. Not going to happen.
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
My favorite jam this month Thanks @IAMTOMMACDONALD Its a hit!
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
Per request, the special sauce recipe, which I developed in association with @grok to cover some missing ingredients: Updated Big Mac Sauce (with your substitutions) Ingredients • ½ cup mayonnaise • 2 tbsp finely chopped pickles (drained well) • 1 tbsp yellow mustard • 1 tsp white vinegar • ½ tsp garlic powder • 1 tsp finely minced or grated onion (instead of onion powder — squeeze out any excess liquid in a paper towel so it doesn’t water down the sauce) • ½ tsp paprika • ½–1 tsp sugar (adjust to taste) • Pinch of salt (optional) Instructions 1. Finely mince or grate the onion, then blot it dry with a paper towel. 2. Stir everything together in a small bowl until smooth. 3. Taste and tweak — add a little more sugar if it needs more sweetness, or a tiny bit more mustard/vinegar if you want extra tang. 4. Cover and refrigerate for at least 20–30 minutes before using.
I decided that I want to make my own version of a Big Mac instead of having a regular cheeseburger tonight and it exceeded my expectations. Take that, communists.
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At just 18, Japanese classical guitarist Haruna Miyagawa performs Niccolò Paganini’s Caprice No. 24 in a guitar arrangement. Originally written for violin, this celebrated piece is known for its intricate variations, complex arpeggios, and demanding technical challenges
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
The science behind Tesla Roadster:
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A beautiful performance of Radiohead’s “Creep” by young Emeline, who sings while playing the harp, accompanied by piano and clarinet on the Raphaël Froissart channel. The pianist isn’t the only one with tears in their eyes! It’s truly a gift to witness such a young girl bring her voice and harp together in such a captivating way.
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
Dude. Elon Musk is on another planet.
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
The new Tesla Roadster does a “kickflip” over a fleet of Tesla vehicles. The stunt comes seconds after the vehicle launched off a massive ramp and flipped in midair before landing on the ground.
JUST IN: Elon Musk unveils the Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp before the car flipped in midair and safely landed on the ground. The car is a collaboration between Tesla and SpaceX. One of the most insane things I've ever seen.
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
JUST IN: Elon Musk unveils the Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp before the car flipped in midair and safely landed on the ground. The car is a collaboration between Tesla and SpaceX. One of the most insane things I've ever seen.
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How many seconds did it take you to recognize this song?
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
Falcon 9 launches the CRS-35 mission to the @Space_Station
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From the Artemis II crew, to the lunar science team, to you. 🌒🫶 Six months have passed since humanity’s most recent visit to the Moon, and a huge library of data from their journey is now available to explore. Get the story: go.nasa.gov/Artemis2LunarSci…
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Have you ever heard the distinctive sound of the bandura, a traditional Ukrainian string instrument? Enjoy the beautiful melody of “River Flows in You” performed on the bandura by artist Tetiana Mazur, who brings a distinctly Ukrainian folk character to this lovely composition.
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
I forgot to share this sighting of Falcon 9 this morning. My husband snapped a picture and sent it to me. Just beautiful isn’t it?!
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Puck’s Cranky Ghost retweeted
Coolest pre-dawn launch I've ever seen 🤯🚀
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Two years ago, SpaceX did something straight out of science fiction: catching a skyscraper-sized rocket booster out of the sky with giant chopsticks On October 13, 2024, Super Heavy returned to Starbase and was caught by the launch tower on the very FIRST attempt Since then, SpaceX has successfully caught Super Heavy two more times and even reflown a previously caught booster I've watched these catches so many times, and I still never get bored. It's unlike anything ever done before It's just pure engineering magic....
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