❤️13G21❤️ If you haven’t figured out this is a troll account yet, you need a lighter outlook on life

Calgary, Alberta
Joined October 2020
How democratic of the unelected chief of staff, supporting freedom of expression like that
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Fat Farouk got baited 🤣🤣
This is what I mean. The left has been calling me racist, bigoted etc all while being racist themselves 😂. Then they'll go and vote in lying woke retards who will pander to their broke asses and make them feel like they're beneficial to society
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The World Series run, the World Baseball Classic, etc. Players are human, humans need breaks. The Blue Jays had the shortest offseason in the league, and sent the most players of any team to the WBC. Some of these guys haven’t had a break from baseball in 2 years. That takes a toll.
The Blue Jays have been eliminated from postseason contention. Who are you blaming?
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Trump just wants to isolate the US more and more. Maybe he wants a self-sufficient nation, now wouldn’t that be ironic….the “free world” embracing the concepts of Juche… If you don’t know what Juche is, google it
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Donald Trump just said if Canada becomes an associate member of the European Union, he might consider it a "HOSTILE ACT" and could enact tariffs or stop trading OUTRIGHT with Europe TRUMP: "Canada has been a TERRIBLE partner." 🔥 This DOES sound like a hostile act: why else would Canada do this other than to think joining the EU gives them leverage in a trade war over America? It's EXACTLY why Trump is right to be slapping Canada with tariffs until they stop treating Americans unfairly The EU isn't saving Canada from an invasion by Russia or China, yet they treat the US the worst!
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Canada’s major airlines, who know this industry better than anyone, have been asking for this since Mark Carney’s government took office. Pierre Poilievre’s cum rag apparently thinks that listening to those employers of thousands of Canadians, and companies vital in connecting Canadians from coast to coast, is “undemocratic”. Michelle, you have the intelligence of a sponge.
Just gonna point this out in case no one has noticed… No one voted for this. He has no mandate to do this. Where was the consultation? This guy does not respect or care about democracy.
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Tim Cook had one job when he took the reins; prove that Apple can survive without Steve Jobs. He massively overdelivered on that, not only surviving but increasing the value of the company by 15x in 15 years. With all the new products Apple delivered under Cook, one thing they lost with Jobs was leading at the cutting edge of innovation. Apple became the company that would implement their own version of technologies that other companies had beaten them to. Often times Apple did it better, but they almost never did it first. Enter John Ternus. In my opinion, it’s no coincidence that the best hardware mind in the company is taking over. Tim Cook proved that Apple could thrive without its founder. Now it’s John Ternus’ turn to prove that Apple can still push the boundaries of what’s possible.
Sending lots of love to the Apple community on my last day as CEO. My title changes tomorrow, but the love I have for the Apple community never will. Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration. My gratitude is endless, and I’m excited for the next chapter!
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#Flames tickets went on sale 24 minutes ago and the last game at the dome is already sold out. Wild
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Falcon walked so that Starship could run 🫡 what a bittersweet moment
This morning’s @SpaceX mission from pad 40 was the last planned Falcon 9 Starlink launch from Florida (and it launched on the fleet leading booster!!), marking the end of an era for these launches on the East Coast. From here on, Starlink missions out of Florida will fly on Starship. The West Coast team will continue regularly launching Starlink from Vandenberg.   Super proud of this incredible team. You’ve made Falcon 9 the most reliable launch vehicle in history. You also helped build the largest low-Earth orbit satellite constellation providing connectivity to millions around the world, and you’ve set the foundation for what’s next.   In the last seven years, Falcon has flown ~260 Starlink missions from the Cape… can’t wait until we launch that and many more with Starship!
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Prime Minister of Pylons retweeted
Once again, I will die on this hill. Terry Fox. Man ran 42 kilometers every day for 143 consecutive days. On one leg.
Who is the greatest athlete in sports history?
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He’s applying for a marketing role. The entire point of marketing is to grab people’s attention. It worked didn’t it? I’d hire this person on the spot
This is not how you network. Don't do this.
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Prime Minister of Pylons retweeted
why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t
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Replying to @DJSnM
Unless we discover problems after mission data review, SpaceX will attempt to catch the ship with the tower on next flight
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Prime Minister of Pylons retweeted
This is exactly the kind of political deterioration we’ve watched happen in Canada. Elected officials shouldn’t be throwing labels around to demonize people they disagree with. Their job is to set an example, debate ideas honestly, and work to bring people together, not deepen the divisions. We need more leadership and a lot less name-calling.
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Well I guess the UCP still haven’t fixed the emergency alert system in Alberta. Shitty night’s sleep because we keep getting the same notifications about this missing kid every 2 hours
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Credit where credit is due, Trump does seem to understand what very few politicians do; countries build nuclear weapons to ensure their own survival. The Iranian regime were doing exactly that, ensuring their own survival. From the sounds of it, this peace deal has given Iran alternative assurances to their survival that should (hopefully) neutralize their perceived need for nuclear weapons, making a further deal on denuclearization much more likely.
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The left: “waaaa waste of money” The right: “waaaa *something about a digital ID conspiracy” That’s the state of Alberta right now. Personally I think it’s great and convenient, credit where it’s due.
One Card. That’s it. Starting July 2, Albertans can get a new driver’s licence or ID card that includes their healthcare number and proof of citizenship, all on one secure card at no additional cost. No more flimsy paper cards. No more carrying multiple pieces of ID. Just a common-sense change that makes life easier.
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Prime Minister of Pylons retweeted
Full duration and full thrust 33-engine static fire with Super Heavy V3
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Can we just build a wall around the US to keep the retards in?
Nothing can go as fast as a bullet. NASA is lying to the whole world.
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Prime Minister of Pylons retweeted
"Petitien." 🤦‍♀️
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