I have a 100m roll of Danger, Do Not Enter! tape, and I'm not afraid to use it.

New Zealand
Joined December 2009
Standing up against bullying: Ngā mihi. Today is Pink Shirt Day and like Police staff around New Zealand,... bit.ly/1FBw1nP
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A great response by all: Ngā mihi. The torrential rain and sudden flooding that hit Wellington on Thursda... bit.ly/1cCdook
What deploying to demand is all about: Ngā mihi. Congratulations to Waitakere Area staff, whose tremendou... bit.ly/1EazpBZ
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Courage and professionalism: Ngā mihi. Well done to all staff who responded to the armed incident in Manu... bit.ly/1Q4clML
Anzac Day: Lest We Forget: Ngā mihi. Hundreds of thousands of people will attend Anzac Day commemorations... bit.ly/1yUEem7
Targeting the methamphetamine trade: Ngā mihi. The seizure of 123 kilograms of methamphetamine last mon... bit.ly/1CRiSCd
You know that chicken-bacon? Where they add stuff so it tastes like bacon even though it's chicken? ... what if they did that to bacon?
Preventing the harm caused by drugs: Ngā mihi. Congratulations to Feilding staff, who this week seized ... bit.ly/1FoXrhJ
Everything you want to know about Welsh Tortoises, British Hippos, European Clouds and Icelandic Volcanoes. history-ish.com
My little girl wanted me to make something out of the acorns she brought in from outside. Best I could do in 5 min.
The Lundy verdict: Ngā mihi. The retrial of Mark Lundy for the murder of his wife Christine and daughte... bit.ly/1MCXEli
An occasion to remember: Ngā mihi. Over the past five weeks, Kiwis from all walks of life have got b... bit.ly/1HJC7k9
IPCA Roastbusters report: Ngā mihi. Yesterday, I accepted the findings of the Independent Police Con... bit.ly/1FLDGPN
1080 threat - how the public can help: Ngā mihi. Many people will understandably be concerned about the... bit.ly/1GxwZis
Roads no place for vigilantes: Ngā mihi. There have been disturbing reports of some motorists taking th... bit.ly/1EOyASB
Great effort during a busy period: Ngā mihi. A number of homicides in recent weeks have kept Police eve... bit.ly/1BQCvi7
This is what we come to work for: Ngā mihi. The dramatic images of two constables rescuing a woman from t... bit.ly/17WY2cm
By 'hacked' of course, I mean I was an idiot and re-used a bunch of passwords. An issue since resolved. :-/
Twitter hacked! Apologies for anyone who got awkward stuff off me before I deleted it all and changed my password!
Apirana Mahuika's outstanding contribution: Ngā mihi. It was with great sadness that we learned of the ... bit.ly/1yjMHbi