Engineer | Tech Enthusiast | Speed Reader | One of the good ones, most of the time 😀

Joined July 2023
No wonder you no gree graduate from school.
Happy New Month To His Imperial Holiness. @themaninileife The Holiest of Holies. The One who paints the very gradients of holiness, revealing dimensions of God’s purity with every word, every act, and every breath. (a yarn 🧶)
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Imagine how meager the salary would be for N2000 to be considered a meaningful fine for being late to work. What’s the point of posting his birthday video? How does this prove the workplace isn’t shitty?
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Even if you want to forget patriarchy, a Woman will remind you of it. 😅
If the woman you want to marry is contributing transportation cost for you to go and see YOUR parents, maybe you’re not ready to marry. Maybe you should leave marriage and focus on building your finances because greater expenses are in front for you.
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It is not enough to force them to rescind this decision. Someone needs to be fired for this. We cannot allow people of this mindset to continue to lead govt agencies on taxpayer funds.
Even torchlight phones too. 🤣
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“Men are the prize” Such a dumb sentence. I once had a man pay me to accompany him on a business trip because he wanted his friends to see the kind of woman he could bring to the table. He literally told me having me there made people take him more seriously. People who wouldn’t even notice him on a normal day were suddenly interested in what he had to say. So please, what exactly makes them the prize? The money they bring? Because take that away and what’s left?
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These aren’t sustained MAUs, though. And certainly not paid users.
How long it took these companies to acquire 1 million users: Netflix 3.5 years 1999 Kickstarter 2.5 years 2009 Airbnb 2.5 years 2008 Twitter (X) 2 years 2006 Foursquare 13 months 2009 Facebook 10 months 2004 Dropbox 7 months 2008 Spotify 5 months 2008 Instagram 2.5 months 2010 ChatGPT 5 days 2022 @Shalom_HeyEliy of Lagos Life did it in 3 Days with ZERO ADS/FUNDING in 2026.
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Again, this is about correcting an argument that leads with outliers and cherry-picked data. The vast majority of indie game development ends up with nothing to show for it.
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Posts like this will drive some gullible people into failed gaming startups. It’s an extremely risky business
This past week has shown us something. There is a market for video Games in Nigeria. We love games. Investors leave fintech alone. Try games.
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Pete retweeted
"Do your job and get the trash off Lagos streets" A: "My least expensive watch is $80,000" ???????????
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This fake outrage at dangote salaries is irritating me. I was on this app when PENGASSAN went on strike, and you fools called them names. They pointed out that foreign staff were paid more and treated better, you animals said they don’t have a right to complain
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The West will assassinate your local government chairman if he fixes the roof of the primary school. That’s why the students are learning under the sun. 🤷🏽‍♀️🙄
"Africa is poor because it is corrupt" What they don't mention is that if you are not corrupt, the West will assassinate you
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You will be forced to get a real job when your monetization appeal fails.
"More than 900 women wrote to my husband after they heard Me and Ned Nwoko had separated. Many said they where ready to marry him and be in my position.. it's quite surprising with all the insults online, then rush to my husband inbox asking if he needs another wife". — Regina Daniels
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You people nearly ruined this space. Good riddance
It's very annoying. And with this latest development,x will become so boring that most people wi lose interest in subscribing blue tick.
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Airhead 🙄
Rakeem and Yaya sharing such a beautiful moment together at Rakeem’s first birthday. 🥹🤗 Yaya is really in love😂 So this is loveeeee! 🤭🤍
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lol @ ‘disbelief’ Smart assumption to make is that most of these guys hands aren’t clean.
Disbelief as NDLEA arrests Lagos socialite KC Luxury with 184.5kg of c%caine worth over $27m
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Efo Riro is elite tier sha
OS of all soups 🤣🤣
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God forbid I ever have to take a GST shitpost seriously merely because it is accompanied by a few screenshots and the aesthetic pretence of journalism. There is something almost comical about the confidence with which half digested information is packaged as authoritative reporting, stripped of its original context, embellished with sensationalist language, and then presented to an audience as though intellectual rigour were an optional inconvenience. What makes it worse is the sanctimonious posture that often accompanies this kind of content, an apparent commitment to informing the public, while simultaneously demonstrating remarkably little commitment to the basic principles of verification, contextualisation, source criticism, or even accurately representing the material being cited. A recent post by the association of sensationalism expert[GST] that Nigerian “pound yam flour” is unsafe because manufacturers allegedly add toxic levels of sulphur dioxide and other chemicals to artificially whiten the product and extend its shelf life. The post cites a 2008 medical case report titled “Poisoning due to yam flour consumption in five families in Ilorin, Central Nigeria.”
Nigerian pound yam flour is not as safe to eat as it should be.
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This is a mental health issue for you, and you desperately need help.
I even asked for forgiveness from Peter, if not that VDM stepped in, I was emotional rubbed by Peter, he used his emotions rubbed mine. He refused to say where he is at fault, in of this, Peter was 💯 right according to him, knowing that Jude and Paul can't talk now, Peter is the complaint he is still d one that brought the whole thing online for people to judge.
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Well, it’s time for Milan fans to suffer 😆 @bigbrovar I think he’s the ideal replacement for Arteta
🗣️ Amorim to @SkySport: “We knew that we would suffer against them [Chelsea] but we wanted to make our players play such games. They know how to defend as a team, play 1v1s and press high. Against teams like Chelsea we shouldn’t press the way we did but we are here to prepare and win the first official game of the season. It’s certain that we will make some decisions regarding our players. These couple of weeks were very positive but we have a full squad. We have to choose certain players. We will make our decisions within this week.”
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Dem suppose give you national award for some of the excellent work you do in sharing your processes. Well done!
Some months ago I posted about getting NEV from China. Today I’m sharing the full experience of buying a car (an XPeng G6) directly from China to Nigeria - sight unseen, no middlemen. Two friends used the same playbook and successfully got their own cars. I’m open-sourcing everything I learned in case it helps someone else. blog.openculture.org.ng/play…
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