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colin. (PARODY)

@ProudSidekick

❝If you could see the way that you look to me, I bet that you'd be 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓮𝓭 at the sight.❞ ;; A companion.

Joined February 2020
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❝Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you want to know that someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?❞ ~ New account. ~ Original character. ~ Travelling time & space with a psychopath. ~ Literate & Descriptive. ~ Triggering content. ~ Written by E. ~ RT?
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He's! Sleeping!
Fayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY (@FayElodieRicci) profile pictureFayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY@FayElodieRicci4 Jan 2023
She might. For fun.
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He is ASLEEP. Just don't step on him.
Fayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY (@FayElodieRicci) profile pictureFayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY@FayElodieRicci4 Jan 2023
Alrighty.
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SNORE —.
Fayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY (@FayElodieRicci) profile pictureFayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY@FayElodieRicci3 Jan 2023
The fuck is wrong with you—
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Face down on the floor. He's asleep.
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He's the kitchen bitch today.
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<— exhausted. Is Christmas done yet?
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He is too. He took a deep breath and finished up the present, scribbling on the tag before setting it to the side. He was just letting her rant right now. Focusing on his breath and his expression.
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“He never gave me the time of fucking day. Not once. I was six, cooking dinner and talking to the maid, because she was the only person who even looked at me. ‘Little girls are to be seen and not heard, Miray.’ That got old quickly.” She’s upset.
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"Sometimes as a parent, you have to save the kid in the most danger." He knew that. Sadly. They all lead dangerous lives but they mostly manage to shield their kids. "Some men — and I can't stress this enough — are still living up their own asses."
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“I got you, and I couldn’t be happier.” She’s wrapping her mothers’ gifts. “I mean, I still can’t believe he just ignored my existence to raise my brother. And I love my brother, but he fucking idolized him for years, not that he knew any better. And momma left him, not me.”
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He nodded. He always kept his emotions pushed down when talking to the kids about it. He'll rage out later. On his own. "You deserved better than him, that's for sure."
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“It’s okay. He was crazy, and a shitty father, a very shitty husband, and he set me up for failure because I wasn’t the man that was going to take over his company. It’s fine!” She obviously has some big feelings about this, but that’s to be expected.
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"You can talk about it with me, baby." He said while wrapping the present. Clearly she needs a little extra support. "I remember the first time you called me dad. It /was/ Christmas."
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“I know. Runs in the family, I suppose. But you’ve been the most amazing dad I could ask for. Actually, the exact dad i asked for, because I do distinctly remember asking for a different one which—.” Deep breath. “Anyway.”
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"I went to rehab." Wrapping one of Haven's gifts. Ironically, she likes video games almost as much as he does. That was their bonding activity. "... A lot."
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“Well, you can show up anytime.” She said with a laugh, kissing his cheek. “Well, we’ll see what grandma says about it. Momma told me she sent her like five thousand times, which I think is a little dramatic, but she’s doing great now.”
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"No. That's not a gift, that's dad showing up and packing you up and apologizing fifteen times on the drive." He's joking too. Poking her nose.
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“Dadddddd.” She’s playfully whining, still holding onto him. “Is one of those gifts rehab, because damn.” She’s joking about it, because that’s what she does.
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"Sweet! Favorite parent." He laughed. But then kissed her head. "Nope. You're my kid. I spend on you and my reward is your happiness."
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“It is my businessssss. Gotta make sure I spent as much on you. Don’t tell moms, but you’re my favorite. Especially don’t tell momma, cause she birthed me and she’d kill me.” She said laughing quietly. “I’m kidding, I love you equally.”
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Yeah. His prospects were still pretty bad with his.... history. But he had managed to get out of minimum wage land. Good for him. "Not your business."
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“Yes, because you’re wrapping my gifts from Santa. Dad, how much did you spend?” She’s sure her mom insisted on paying for at least half, because Colin buys all the practical things for them, and Fay makes significantly more.
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"You know that question is off limits." He chuckled. There was no reason to guilt his children over how much he spends on them. "Besides, most of your gifts are from Santa." Yes, they are THOSE parents.
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“Yes, we did. And we’re gonna do it a bajillion more times. I /loveeeeee/ you, dad.” She said, holding onto him tightly. “How much money did you spend on me?”
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"I love you. Pretty sure we just did that." He wrapped his arms around her, squeezing her. He loves having her around, okay?
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“Aw, you spoil me.” She laughed quietly and gave him a hug. “I love you, dad.”
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He laughed —! "Aw, I love you too. But a good amount of these are yours so march your ass into the other room."
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
“Hey dad, I love you, but there’s a reason moms call you an idiot.”
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Hm.... Seems impossible.
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
She can help more than one parent.
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Isn't she helping her mom?
Miray Ricci. PARODY (@miray_ricci) profile pictureMiray Ricci. PARODY@miray_ricci24 Dec 2022
She can always help.
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Good news: he managed to get presents BEFORE Christmas Eve for once. Bad news: he has to rush to wrap.
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