Dr Messi 🐐

Joined July 2018
One day, we’ll wake up and brush our teeth and we’ll go to work, and at some point we’ll suddenly realize that we haven’t thought about it at all. None of it. And that’s when we’ll know. We’ll know we can forget
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Goal for Como, scored by Ramon.
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Here are the kind of shit Elon be putting on my tl
multiple orgasms, squirting, Scissoring. They really have it good man
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This app is too funny icl😂😂😂 like that boy fit come out swear say him no know say him na APC fangirl?😂
I knew that this woman has something against VDM . Now I see why😂, you can’t be supporting Apc and like VDM
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Mind games😂😂
🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Everything points to Rodri being RESTED tonight against PSG. [@Alfremartinezz] #fcblive 😮
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One normal Chinese tweet is all i ask for
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How good was the pussy bro?????😭😭😭
Replying to @Emeritus0062731
This particular lady is Nigerian, and her family members are also in Nigeria, but she lives in Ghana. The last time I flew to Ghana, I met her as a hookup lady. We had sex in Ghana and exchanged contact details. When I returned to Nigeria, I decided to fly her into Nigeria with my own money. I did everything for her, spent so much money on her, and eventually relocated her back to Nigeria so she could reunite with her family. We still had sex in Nigeria, and all of a sudden, the same person I went out of my way to help is now accusing me of getting her pregnant and trying to use the pregnancy issue against me. What makes this even more painful is that her family, who should understand the circumstances surrounding everything, are now making claims against me. I spent my own money to bring you from Ghana back to Nigeria so you could reunite with your family, and now the same family is accusing me of getting you pregnant. What the hell is going on? Honestly, I regret everything I did. Sometimes, you go out of your way to help someone, only for the same person to turn around and put you in a situation you never expected.
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My GOAT still get pen game for curse😂
USELESS BOY .@BNXN ARE YOU DONE ?
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I initially thought it was about Henry😂
Racist. Bigot. Death mocker. Misogynist. And more. #RanzFiles, a thread
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my younger sister asked me; “brother Olakunle are you doing skincare, i think you should start and all” i just looked at her and smiled and said; look around you, the house we live in, who do you think pays the rent? your fees and everyone’s fees, who do you think pays for it. anything you can think of my dear sister, anything. just ask me who pays for it. you’d understand why i don’t smile enough and don’t have enough time for myself. anything happens to me today una go too suffer. she didn’t say a word after that. 😂
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Sticking to football indeed
🚨 Sylvester Stallone joins Stick to Football! 🚨 🥊 The Story Behind Rocky! 🔥 His Rivalry With Schwarzenegger! 🎬 Hollywood Rejection & His Comeback! 🏆 His Greatest Actor of All Time! 😂 Roy Meets His Hero! Watch early on Disney+ tomorrow, and on all platforms on Thursday!
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Nothing for Nigerians??
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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A moment of silence😭😂
Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
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Terrible idea
First look at the 'Breaking Bad' Saul Goodman prequel spinoff, titled 'BETTER CALL SAUL'. Premiering February 8 on AMC. (Source: deadline.com/2015/04/better-…)
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Replying to @FCBmarcel_
Barca 3-0 Getafe Galatasaray 2-4 Barca Betis 2-5 Barca PSG 3-4 Barca Barca 7-1 Madrid
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Replying to @LayeOkoh_
Until you find out that my dick cant get hard and I just wanna cuddle and eat you out for my pleasure.
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Ms paper🫦😌
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You’ll fade away mysteriously if you try to act mysterious like Wizkid as a new artiste — Singer Mayorkun
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That Port Harcout Juice wrld dropped album of the year and tapped out, like it’s we fans that will do the album pr for him
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“Fair enough”
I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”
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