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No one in the world ever gets what they want/ And that is beautiful - They Might Be Giants. (he/him)

Beyond the Beyond
Joined October 2009
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About as edgy as a beach ball. #SNL.
Elon Musk is at the Update desk to comment on his tough week
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He's literally been in her house.
He’s never been in my house. He’ll never be in my house. Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
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Americans are about to learn just how impossible it is to govern from the centre. The Democrats will apease, collaborate and bipartisan their way into fascism just like they did under Biden and the past two years. No matter what happens next, the American epoch is over. Thank god
Putting 2026 wins onto an Electoral College map creates an electoral hydrogen bomb.
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For the record: I'd be amazed if she knew what a pronoun was.
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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"she (America) has always been able to correct her faults." Literally the opposite of what America is known for.
Clyburn: "de Tocqueville said, 'America's greatness is not that she is more enlightened than any other nation, but rather because she has always been able to correct her faults.' That's what we did on Tuesday. We repaired a big fault that had opened in our body politic, and I am hopeful that we can maintain this restoration and move toward a more perfect union."
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"Nothing will fundamentally change." Biden, 2019.
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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I was thinking about all the surveillance they're stuffing into cars and vehicles. It won't lower your Insurance by a dollar. But it will give them lots of excuses to deny your claim.
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Late stage capitalism: A supermarket throws perfectly good food in the dumpster, pays its workers so little they can barely afford groceries, then asks customers to donate to the food bank at checkout. And we're supposed to admire how fucking efficient this system is.
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Ever notice that Wendy's frosties come out exactly as they went in, only warmer?
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[incoming #Aikido rant] I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK MY TECHNIQUE IS TOO MARTIAL. LEARN TO FALL BETTER, YOU FUCKING WUSS[/rant] A lot of clubs should just convert to giving dance lessons.
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"Nothing will fundamentally change". -Biden, 2019.
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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You only have to look at what happened in the States to see just how badly British Columbia just fucked up.
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COBRAAAA!
The only blue wave that matters is COBRA!
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Fucking DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!
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And the world needs to understand this.
The Democrats could win a veto-proof majority in Congress and nothing of real significance would change
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I don’t believe Democrats will ever advance policy that meaningfully challenges our corporate duopoly but it is very fun to see republicans cry
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I stopped going to my favourite shawarma place because of exactly this. Nothing quite as insulting as standing around in an empty restaurant for 15 minutes while they make three doordash orders before they bother to get to yours.
Rapidly moving up my pet peeve power rankings - Restaurants and coffee shops that prioritize fulfilling mobile orders over the people in store and waiting in line.
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I'm old enough to remember when legions of white male chuds bullied this kid so hard online it blew up his mental illness.
The White male experience
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White people will disappoint you tomorrow.
MAGA as a political movement dies tomorrow.
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Cops think the Baby on Board sticker is meant to be a target.
Property damage is not violence.
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