King of Albion

Joined March 2021
Googling “who is my wife” and becoming increasingly upset when ai mode cannot tell me who she is
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Does anyone know what to do to help an older cat whose kidneys are getting a bit weaker? I’m worried about my baby and would do anything for her but I don’t really know what to do other than keeping her water fresh
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The scariest thing about all these benefits programs is people feel entitled to them and get extremely bitter about even a slight decrease in funds. If they get cut there will probably be unrest or worse
I had a boomer coworker who was nearing retirement. We talked about finances a lot. He was pretty knowledgeable, he played the market well and had an impressive portfolio to take him into retirement. When we were talking about my finances I mentioned off hand that I’m going to plan as if I won’t get SS, because that money is gone. This man, who was otherwise calm and reasonable sprung to attention and said “No, that’s your money! They can’t take it.” Idk what shock conditioning course the boomers received, but it seems to have worked totally. Even the smart reasonable ones can’t seem to wrap their minds around the money they paid in has already been paid out.
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My grandmother’s favorite group is Little Big Town, she doesn’t like any of their actual songs but they did some covers of Cher songs like ten years ago and sheerly based off of that they’re her favorite, somehow above Cher herself too
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My grandparents were watching tv and the Megan Fox ad for some boner pill came on and my grandma is obsessed with her hips and whether or not they’re ai or real, my grandpa has reassured her that she has a bbl but my grandma is still obsessed with how wide her hips are
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The Sydney Sweeney ad also came on, they were wondering what it could be advertising and she asked if it was AI too. Grandpa said he hopes it wasn’t AI lmao
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PlantagenetProphet retweeted
Replying to @ProphetofS
No one is more vulnerable than a sensitive young man with an erection.
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I asked this girl if she wanted to see Digger and she angrily spat at me and said she’d rather attend a Cornell party
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When I was little and my family would go out for dinner, my dad would roll up the straw wrappers and try to toss them into my mom’s top. I did the same thing bc my dad was cool and he’d crack up every time. Didn’t realize what was going on until I was way too old lmao
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Ted Talk Americans should be thrown into camps
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On hinge and there’s a chick’s profile and for the “my simple pleasures” prompt she said it’s her rose toy. Like jacking off is a hobby that someone wants to advertise to the world
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Share 4 pics that expose your taste in women
Share 4 pics that expose your taste in women
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“Listen to me, you who know righteousness, the people in whose heart is my law; fear not the reproach of man, nor be dismayed at their reviling. For the moth will eat them up like a garment, and the worm will eat them like wool, but my righteousness will be forever, and my…
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salvation to all generations.”
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If you’re a (biological) woman and roughly meet these reasonable standards, please feel free to reach out, I’d love to get to know such a wonderful person like you!
My standards: A10s Over 6'4" tall 150 IQ Full head of hair Gives me an unlimited budget Buys me whatever I want Dimples Dirty blond hair Violently monogamous
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Grok treats me as an honorary Brazilian
XAXAXA mesmo, o raio-X não deixa dúvida nenhuma sobre o volume.
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He has such a tender and sweet soul, it’s a shame more people don’t realize that
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A woman in charge of the gate at the concert said I looked like Mr Beast, so I said “I have a boyfriend” didn’t work as well as I’d hoped lol
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