@ProphetTaco

XBOX•COFFEE•PUNS

Joined August 2018
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On #xbox looking to learn @survivetheark. Downloading right now, never played it. What am I in for? #arksurvival
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Just to follow up, ARK is very hard.
Put an egg on it to make it breakfast.
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No matter how my wife and I tell him, Cowboy remains confused. Baby Taco incoming in November. #pregnant #BabyTaco #dogsoftwitter
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How badass is Jason Bourne? He runs on the beach... wearing cargo shorts.
Why did @EA_DICE remove the server location (East/West) from the browser in BFV????
Sea of Thieves lookin snacky! #SoT #seaofthieves #AdventureTime instagram.com/p/Bv7T__DFJ7Q/…
It’s Jason Bourne! #pubg #mixerstreamer
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Catch me on #Mixer mixer this weekend. Pubg, BFV/Firestorm, and maybe some Division 2. #mixercommunity
Find more on my insta @ProphetTaco #bfv
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Gotta poop and keep farting right before going to workout. #riskitforthebiscuit #gains #AvengersEndgame
What if life had an on demand mute button.
I am riding a bus. I wish I was small and petite like @joerogan but instead I’m fat like @bertkreischer #bertisfat #petiteJoRo #ShortJoe #smallstaturebigkicks
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Big cats make big brown. #catfact @tomsegura
Where are the Nazi’s in the new battlefield v game ? #bfv #battlefield #BattlefieldV
“What good news regularly does is put a new event into an old story”
Ryan Howard is the manifestation of the average internet user. #theoffice
I’ve been invited to participate in an ultimate frisbee tournament in Costa Rica.
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Prophet Taco retweeted
Apex Legends
@PlayApex9 Feb 2019
We are currently investigating an issue that's affecting all platforms. Hang tight and sorry for the issue. We'll update when we have more.
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