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How. The. Fuck. Do they have this many employees?
BREAKING: DocuSign says it may lay off up to 162,000 employees.
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Iniciando otra semana con todo… menos ganas.
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Literally nobody wants to see Jay Z perform 😂
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Son of a bitch this stings.
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Someone offered me tickets to the WNBA finals. I had to politely decline as I was already going to the boys Middle School basketball game and knew they would be more exciting.
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No need for two factor authorization for my burrito. I’ll take the risk.
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I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Photo rare de la livraison d'un bébé
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He had one job: ask a normal question. “What’s your favorite position” was NOT it 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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A newborn baby is going VIRAL for arriving in this world with a FULL MUSTACHE Bro skipped kindergarten and went straight to his midlife crisis 🤣 Writer: Sol
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Serious. All the people boycotting Elon will be among the poorest. I know.
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haters will say this is ai
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Rise and shine. @JaMorant
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Portland looked good last night.
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All good until you have a wank
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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"You’re so lucky." No… You worked. You stayed up late. You lost friends. You ignored the critics. You invested in yourself. You wanted to quit too many times. But you didn't.
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Just made my gate smart by connecting Grok. You have to agree to terms before the gate opens among many other options. And we record it and transcribe it. Don’t fuck around here!
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Btw. Yoga pants are the best thing ever invented. As i sit at Starbucks.
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