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Joined October 2026
We were warned by someone with expertise and experience. They ain’t the same.
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“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
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Imagine working 14-16 hour days. Never taking a day off for years. Barley scraping by while you build a customer base until you can finally turn a meager profit. You did it because it was your dream. Only to have that dream destroyed in minutes by a pack of feral invaders.
The owner of a French anime shop who went viral has released security footage showing his store being looted.
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🚨🇺🇦Zelensky is bitching in yet another interview about how he can't sleep and how he keeps crying. The Ukrainian dictator wants us to feel sorry for him while millions of Ukrainian mothers are crying over the children he sent to their deaths. This man has absolutely no shame.
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WATCH THIS! HOT MIC MOMENT. We’re funding this POS and that must end NOW! Just look at Zelensky’s face, says everything we need to know about this loser we’re supporting. “Be grateful”! Norway Prime Minister and Finland President appear to be instructing Zelensky before his meeting with Steve Witkoff. They know if he pissed him off, Trump might stop supplying funds and weapons and the last thing they want is to end the war in Ukraine.
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Porn sites owned by religious leaders: Christian Pastors = 0 Priests = 0 Imams = 0 Gurus = 0 Shamans = 0 Rabbis ✡️ = 165
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Here is a list of the most inbred countries in the world 🤮 1. Pakistan - 61.2% 2. Kuwait - 54.3% 3. Qatar - 54% 4. United Arab Emirates - 50.5% 5. Sudan - 50% 6. Afghanistan - 49% 7. Mauritania - 47.2% 8. Iraq - 46-60% 9. Yemen - 44.7% 10. Saudi Arabia - 38-58%
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this quote from Bukowski:
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Andrew Tate is hilarious 😂
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Replying to @PalomaF56064721
El Salvador turned everything around in a heartbeat. With the right leader good things happen fast. El Salvador should be the model for the rest of the world.
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🚨🇫🇷🇺🇸 SEVEN organizations linked to SOROS are involved in France's protest movement. Several received funding from his Open Society network. @gaceta_es
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If you don’t believe me, look it up.
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Innocent police officer exonerated for the death of Kohen Wiley, 1, who was used by his violent thug mother, Vellesyia Wiley, as a human shield. This is Wiley posing with some of her GoFundMe cash at the funeral of her dead child.
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What are British Marines doing in the Ukrainian Army?
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جندي روسي في حيرة شديدة؛ إذ يتساءل عن سبب قتاله لأشخاص يضعون أعلام النرويج على زيهم العسكري في أوكرانيا،
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This is just blatant racism.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image of a Coca-Cola can with "Try to be less white" text is digitally altered and not a real product from the company. Coca-Cola and fact-checkers confirm no such cans were produced or authorized. apnews.com/article/Fact-C… snopes.com/fact-check/coc… politifact.com/factchecks/202…
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“I’m a Jew and in our Bible, it says that you’re like animals” —Jewish girl
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Guarda esto para cuando te digan que Israel 🇮🇱 no está detrás de las invasiones en Europa.
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They massacred the White population including the White farmers & established the first independent Black republic in the Western Hemisphere. Now they eat dirt cookies.
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Where the Annunaki actually came from.
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