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Formerly lost in the Bermuda Triangle. It may have scrambled my brain. I've seen, done and been through some things, man. I'm still a wrestler, though. Right?

Road to Nowhere
Joined July 2014
There's such a thing as "selling followers?"
@NeonCutthroat It wasn't really subtle, it was self explanatory. But I am pretty cool, yeah.
@NeonCutthroat I would, but I don't have twenty-four seven to spend on Twitter. Racking up 41.6K tweets.
@NeonCutthroat Well men in this "business" have always been whores, hence why I said Divas today.
@NeonCutthroat Could be. But all I see these people tweet about is drinking, and fucking each other.
@_RomainEmpire Will it ruin the Fruit Loops experience?
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@_RomainEmpire If I told you that, I'd have to kill you and @ParallaxNine might enjoy that a little too much. So come find out for yourself.
@_RomainEmpire @ParallaxNine What can I say? The Bermuda Triangle does strange things to my man's mind, and penis.
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@HartOfThorn Oh yeah, that's a helpful tone. You know what? This is all time that could be better off spent fetching me my beverage.
@_RomainEmpire @ParallaxNine Just like your underwear.
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@HartOfThorn Watch I don't stab you with my Trident.
@HartOfThorn Touché. I can't even deny that's exactly what I was thinking.