@Profpatsch

~ Kissed by a rose on the grey ~ Warrior / struggling / to remain / consequential (In my Raspberry Heavenใ€œ) ::โ€ฏ@curry_club_aux @OpenLabAugsburg

 Augsburg, mostly Europe
profpatsch.de/
Joined April 2009
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ES IST AUS. ES IST AUS UND VORBEI. ich klapp hier gleich zusammen #besterComicAllerZeiten #mussmanwissen
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Extraltodeus
@ExtraltodeusOct 18
I came to realize people liked the french #slopcore without having the lyrics ๐Ÿ˜… sorry! So here is a version with english subtitles!
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elp ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™@ElpFillbotsOct 17
elp ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™@ElpFillbotsOct 17
do you know the man that comes to sing every thursday
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wukko
@uwukkoOct 18
readme: fix typo Co-Authored-By: GNU nano 9.0 (UTF-8, EDITOR and VISUAL, guidestripe=72) Co-Authored-By: Ghostty 1.3.1 (Metal renderer) Co-Authored-By: zsh 5.9 (arm64-apple-darwin26.0) Co-Authored-By: Git 2.56.0 (Homebrew) Co-Authored-By: Secretive (SSH_AUTH_SOCK) Co-Authored-By: macOS Text Input (U.S. layout) Co-Authored-By: Apple Internal Keyboard (built-in) Co-Authored-By: APFS (sealed system volume, 4096-byte blocks) Co-Authored-By: MacBook Pro (Mac17,6, MGED4B/A, Apple M5 Max, 18 CPU cores, 36 GB RAM, macOS 27.0.1 build 26A434)
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Rick DeVos
@RickDeVosOct 18
Sometimes you get small crystal clear glimpses of the dynamics waiting patiently to unfold in the coming weeks/months/years.
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@visegrad24Oct 17
Dior had no faith in the French police to protect their store so they brought in their own security team to protect the flagship store in Paris tonight
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่‚‰้ญ‚่ฉ่–ฉ@anrxcangel1997Oct 18
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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shaggy
@shaggysurvivesOct 16
Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
Complex
@ComplexOct 15
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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Krebs ๐Ÿฆ€@DSBMDoomOct 14
Scheise
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Dลgen
@DogenOct 14
I hate LINE
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philo@eichelmistOct 14
Gott sei dank hab ich ein Auto
WELT
@weltOct 14
Alkoholverbot gilt ab morgen an allen deutschen Bahnhรถfen to.welt.de/2caYXpC
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David Goldblatt@davidtgoldblattOct 14
It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
Lennart Heim
@ohlennartOct 14
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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Trey the Explainer@Trey_ExplainerOct 12
Democrats finding the only candidate that could possibly lose to JD Vance:
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 11
BREAKING: Kamala Harris is laying the groundwork for a third presidential run, per WSJ
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ะะฝะดั€ะตะน@Napk1nXOct 12
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Akatan ๐ŸŽด ๐Ÿ”œGLC, MFF, NFC@Akatan_artOct 12
They fired the design team today
Akatan ๐ŸŽด ๐Ÿ”œGLC, MFF, NFC@Akatan_artMar 21
At work, they forced the design team to do a presentation about how their job can be done using AI. And they had to generate pictures of their designs, compare it to their own productions, and document everything. Felt like a war crime
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Coopdogโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽƒ@Coopdog32777690Oct 11
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
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Flazefire@FlazefireOct 13
Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. Theyโ€™re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know Iโ€™m about to save them a whole lot of time.
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trash jones@jzuxOct 12
how it feels to go backpacking
sophia@pastoralcomical11 Jun 2024
(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere (outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of โ€œje ne sais quoiโ€
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ER!S
@bstract_thotOct 10
Claude, review this fae bargain. make no mistakes
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alpha@omarsbigsisterOct 11
referenced the pope's encyclical on my homework to avoid being forced to use AI for it, let's see what happens.
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@tracewoodgrainsOct 11
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@recursivewitch on tumblr@coalescentwitchOct 11
Things to say to a rationalist: โ€ข I don't debate ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€. โ€ข Let me speak directly to your ๐—–๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฒ. โ€ข Is your P(doom) ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ? โ€ข Sell me this ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ธ. โ€ข Would you rather have sex with a ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜„ or an ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜„?
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