Business handler. ✯ @AngeloDawkins parody account.

#SmackDown ———————— You see, what we’re not going to do is come at us when not expecting it and not show up when we’re ready. I swear, @DoomsdayUponUs/@SayAFinalPrayer/@OneLastExhale is lucky we have to watch our mouths. I’m just saying, it’s a real… behavior.

#SmackDown : New Year’s Revolution. —————————————————— We’ve got a lot planned for the new year. Let me recap 2023. Dawkins and I started off hot, but then we sizzled down. There was somebody who saw BIG potential in us.

We’ve got two goals for 2024. 1. Dawkins and myself are going to take back those tag team championships. 2. We’re going to make sure the Almighty Bobby Lashley, stays almighty.

I already know some of y’all aren’t going to be ready for when the Almighty and the Street Profits put money into where it matters. Nobody cares how talented somebody is… they wanna know how deep their pockets go. I guarantee there isn’t any other team out there wh-

NOW I KNOW YOU LYING…

If it wasn’t for your ol’ lady, you wouldn’t be walking into War Games as tag champions. Just you wait, mama. Bobby Lashley is going to market one smokin mamacita who’s going to flame you. Like I said, the power is in numbers. We’re about to expand and double our budget.

If you’re asking me to make a judgement about the Judgment Day. The worst faction, easy. They don’t even compare to the heights the Street Profits have done. I’ll give you guys one thing — power is in the numbers. I ain’t even worried though, we’ve got a business plan in place.

#SmackDown ——————— Everybody always talks about what they want, but never do anything about it. You know how it goes, talk is cheap, so put your money where your mouth is. Dawkins and I, we’ve earned this championship opportunity.

If you’re from Chicago, you take no bull.