ProfessorPonzo

bug in an early project UniPump locked liq what do??? engage yolo mode dump dev coins post "not a rug, please dump and send me all the money" they do successfully migrate token Rename to Unifund strong community forms, takes over whales add it to their pump and dump list fin

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

Throw back to 18 months ago. When your super dyslexic and try to be more than 1 person on the internet Shout out to @OpenDyslexic for introducing me to font types that dont jump around

How to convert "price buy impact" into "1-sided liquidity" within a swap 1. calculate the expected swap and do the uniswap slippage check before transfer 2. mint tokens to the pool up to the amount being bought 3. update after swap sucks in the extra balance, no LP tokens

I found a way to make a #uniswap #swap safely do a new thing Any percent of the price impact from a buy can be converted directly into 1 sided liquidity and user slippage is not effected buy impact 👇 liquidity 👆 i think this is what #safemoon tried to do

I'm ending the year with a gift I never thought I would give. I'm passing on a dream in the form of the domains daoge.eth and thedaoge.eth to the @PleasrDAO / @ownthedoge community. Merry Christmas, Happy New Years May the #Daoge rise to the success and glory it truly deserves.

doing a live Q&A in our main telegram channel t.me/rootkitfinance

10 minutes left and 7500 cake so far Last chance to join at upCake.finance 1500 cake vault donation to the vault will be used to ensure "number go up" on launch We are expecting up to a 10 minute delay in the sale ending

30 minutes to go in the #upMatic #MGE Over 120k #matic raised to far, any bets on how high it will jump in the last 20 minutes?

Of course we cant forget about #POLYGON, of course we have some #upOnly action there as well. dextools.io/app/polygon/pair… buy or sell they just keep going up, slower than normal and with a large fee, but it doesnt go down so thats a fair trade off by any measure

Another fine #upOnly specimen to gaze upon. poocoin.app/tokens/0xa6bd8b0… Fun fact! the wick is a trick! When the price goes too high or low we hit it with a #DAB aka "Dynamically Adjusted Burn" aka "i had a chance to call a mechanic DAB so here we are"

Here we see the #upOnly token in its natural habit, a completely public market. Watch closely as it goes up and keeps going up, buy or sells, it makes no difference to the #upOnly token. poocoin.app/tokens/0xd540950…

We have launched an insane amount of things this month so far .... and still lots to go

I hate deciding so lets go with both and lets do it twice, today!! New tech that makes a market only go up, live and in final set up phase New NFT tech that lets people trade on univ2 and its forks, deployment imminent. #upTober continues for #ROOT #UPBNB #UPMATIC #UPONLY

i just launched 2 tokens that only go up and never go down when buying and selling on #BSC, about to do a 3rd one now. whats that worth? I feel like 1 million for an innovation like that is more than fair, would prefer 4.2 or 6.9, thats still < 1%, your call DM for address

Sure there was some bridge issues and a low raise so far, but I think we all know the real reason for the delay!!! rootkitfinance.medium.com/up…

Looks like there's a button that needs pressing a few times today Its only the first vault spend of many so ill try not to press it too hard before people have a chance to get in. 16.9 feels better than 15 though, and nothing wrong with a bit of extra love #ROOT

They say seeing is believing, so heres some charts #upOnly tokens are non-volatile slow rising assets that never go down in price. #upTokens are high-volitility assets that are able to recycle their liquidity into buying power. upOnly tokens feed upToken vaults #ROOT $ROOT

soon enough ... people say seeing is believing, so when you see a chart that only goes up and right, just with it, times are changing