CEO, hypothetical future corporation // 💕 @voiles1910 // stream Homie Vulgaris

the Wired
Joined May 2015
i'm ivy
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can Iran please hit mossad hq again?
i used to be left-wing, but then you grow up, become independent, study, read, and understand how the world actually works. now i'm far-right.
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my hot take in music is that no song should genuinely ever have to reason to be below 3 minutes long
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micro targeted for the will grahams among us
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no that rules trans humanism is NOW. you can mold your own body. you are no longer a slave to its wills.
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micro targeted for the will grahams among us
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Made a shirt you probably shouldn’t wear anywhere homievulgaris.bigcartel.com/…
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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"please stop bombing kids is a political statement" aside, a keffiyeh scrunchie? they're two different things lmao
UCLA Ronald Reagan ER - a patient seeking care was shocked to see political messaging in the treatment area: a water bottle displaying Palestinian propaganda and a nurse wearing a keffiyeh scrunchie. Why is political advocacy allowed in a place where patients should be receiving care?
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she's mine now and we live together. mission accomplished
Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that weird girl from twitter
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puppy girl who’s a pug and dysphoric because she can breath
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Heads up! Won’t be commentating anymore. And yes, I have been porking Joe’s ex-wife. Much love to the CDL and the scene. Busting down nearly every single night. Down to come back whenever! But yeah just digging her out regularly and loudly. Locking the thread, have a great night!
I’ll be stepping away from the CDL for the foreseeable future. As some of you know, I was very close to my casting partner Joe and his family. Maurisa was one of my best friends. We remained friends, after they divorced, and along the way it became more than that and we started dating. I understand how unconventional/taboo it is. It’s truly not something I ever foresaw happening. I hope that one day I’ll be back working on the CDL. If not, it was a hell of a ride, and I appreciate the love over the years. Please continue to show support to Joe, the CDL, and its talent!
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first they came for the gorilla grip pussies. and i did not speak out, for my pussy is flaccid. 😔
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Bet you regret saying that now, huh?
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my favorite kind of intimacy is when two people start using each other’s random phrases and mannerisms without even realizing it. you just wake up one day and realize you speak a little bit of their language.
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actual conversation between two guys who bought a watch from me guy 1: I think this watch makes me look like a homosexual guy 2: Can you talk normally in public, like you have a family that raised you what are you doing
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going back to church and thanking Him personally for saving our lives lmao
What's your next move?
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