You don’t wanna text first, she don’t wanna text first Your ego wins, her ego wins Then who loses ? Manchester United

Me: Are you asthmatic? Him: No Me: Did they ever tell you it was asthma and you said “Godforbid” Him: Silence Me: Is there any pink tablet you usually take? Him: Yes This history taking sha

when the cramps get really bad but i still refuse to take anything

I didn’t carry my glasses to work today and they gave me something to read and explain😭😭 I channeled my everything. I couldn’t read it. The font was really tiny 😭😭 I’m looking for another job. I can’t go back to work😭They probably think I lied about everything 😭💔💔

I just woke up from a dream…🥹🇦🇷

"my baby,my baby". Now your body don calm. We wey single, you think say we no get sense?😂

Messi speaking English to the ref: “Why…why” “No….no…..no foul?” Messi to Muller: “Do you want the whistle”😭😂😂