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Professor Falconer

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BREAKING: THE HORSE will return for Avengers Doomsday
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@Kaylan_TX_24 Mar 2025
Replying to @TheAtlantic @JeffreyGoldberg
Well this aged like unpasteurized milk🤌 3 days ago: “Under the previous administration, we looked like fools. Not anymore.” –Pete Hegseth
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@OpheliaCyber24 Mar 2025
Streaming again tonight! We started Assassin's Creed last night (don't worry you didn't miss much) 7 pm EST!
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have you guys tried doing your fucking jobs
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@kenklippenstein21 Mar 2025
"The senior House Democrat told Axios that a colleague called them after a town hall crying and said: 'They hate us. They hate us.'" axios.com/2025/03/21/democra… by @AndrewSolender
"They hate us": Congressional Democrats confront their own furious Tea Party

"They hate us": Congressional Democrats confront their own furious Tea Party

One lawmaker was told at a town hall: "Nice and civility doesn't work. Are you prepared for violence?"

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maude@sheisartmoney15 Sep 2023
art saves 🤍xitter.cf/sheisartmoney/status/1… •paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu… • cash.app/$maudesouth 🕊
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maude (@sheisartmoney) profile picturemaude@sheisartmoney12 Jul 2023
hands aren't working, brain is on and off, legs are mostly off, breathing and pulse fine if I don't move.
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KDub 🤎@AsToldByKristen11 Mar 2025
That was a nasty move for Southwest Airlines. They even could have dropped the free bag allowance down to 1 . But snatching both free checked bags is just greed.
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Doug Gladden@DougtheLawyer11 Mar 2025
If Southwest Airlines had assembled a focus group and asked them "what's the stupidest thing that we could do to ruin our company," this is what they would have come up with.
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan10 Mar 2025
oh cool she reads them
Maye Musk (@mayemusk) profile pictureMaye Musk
@mayemusk10 Mar 2025
Even on instagram I receive nasty messages every day, such as:
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ヤマリ@ya_mari_636310 Mar 2025
HAPPY MAR10 DAY!!!
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Outbreak Updates
@outbreakupdates4 Mar 2025
Hey friends Measles isn’t just a rash and fever. Even a mild case wipes out years of acquired immunity. A gateway to severe illness long after recovery.
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Lauren McKenzie@TheMcKenziest25 Feb 2025
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Zak Kinsella@ZakKinsella19 Sep 2024
Hey @TonyKhan we want more @DanhausenAD 🧛🏻‍♂️ #aewdynamite
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@taliaotg21 Feb 2025
‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.
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Interesting AF
@interesting_aIl16 Feb 2025
How to make handmade bow and arrow
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JayRouseDC 💙@jayRouseDc17 Feb 2025
Guess I won’t be staying in any AirBnB anytime soon
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Natasha Rothwell@natasharothwell17 Feb 2025
.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.
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MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult216 Feb 2025
EpiPen’s were $30 under Obama. They were free under Biden. They are now $600 and it is directly Trump‘s fault. This will kill many Americans.
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@itsbrittanyrose16 Feb 2025
Because someone driving a cyber truck is its own form of birth control
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@thetrueshelby16 Feb 2025
Why does the Tesla logo remind me of an IUD?
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Emily Fleming@FlemilyEming16 Feb 2025
It’s not the guns it’s mental health. So the plan is to get rid of mental health medications? Republicans are like a fuck boy who can’t even fuck good.
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@RuggedRyan_12 Feb 2025
Parking at hospitals
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what should be FREE but isn't?
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