Cereal enthusiast, Psycho-obsessive Yankees/Giants fan, Real professor. Not real puppet.

Joined July 2010
Professor Yankees retweeted
How many more awfully embarrassing records are The #Yankees going to break under Aaron Boone? It's never enough. Clowns.
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Stop. Giving. This. Team. Your. Money.
Aaron Boone is returning as Yankees manager next season, a source confirmed to ESPN. @pcaldera was on the news.
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Professor Yankees retweeted
Every time you see this flag 🇵🇸 you'll either see a violent riot or an absolute flaming hot dogshit take on social media. 100% guaranteed.
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Hal Steinbrenner needs to sell the Yankees to someone who cares about winning championships Yes Yes Yes 👇 👇 👇
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Professor Yankees retweeted
Four runs in three games . Same old stuff, just a different year. Same since 2010. Can't hit. Rinse, repeat.
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Professor Yankees retweeted
If Hamas stopped fighting, there would be peace. If Israel stopped fighting, it would cease to exist.
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Professor Yankees retweeted
Replying to @NYCMayor
Donate to Friends of the IDF: fidf.org 100% of emergency funds are going directly to support IDF’s soldiers’ urgent humanitarian needs. To date, FIDF has transferred tens of millions of dollars in response to IDF requests for support during the Hamas-Israel War.
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Fuck, this is absolutely going to happen.
I wouldn't put it past the Yankees to give Jazz Chisholm Jr the qualifying offer Future Brian Cashman- "He had a down year, which actually created some value for us. We believe there's more in there"
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Professor Yankees retweeted
Text from scout watching #Yankees defense tonight. "Clown show."
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Hey Cash - the postseason isn’t a crapshoot.
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Professor Yankees retweeted
Replying to @TalkinYanks
One of the worst days in this franchise’s history was the day this moron was hired to be the manager.
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Look at the bright side, folks: Jazz is in his second to lat game as a Yankee.
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Professor Yankees retweeted
See you in 2028
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Why do people want the plane hijacking to be fake?
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Dominic Zvada is the best player in the NFL.
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LEGATRON
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I cannot remember the last time the Giants had a player like Arvell Reese. But I think it's someone who's in the building today.
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