Noah

//A friend convinced me to come back to this stuff after like a 2 year haitus. Soo..please bear with me, I'm a little out of practice. Anywho I'm 22 yo with 11 years of experience, just a lil rusty. Hope y'all find me fun :)

Noah · Jan 11, 2022 · 12:20 AM UTC

⚔︎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝑷𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑻𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ࿐@AlbIno_Tiefling11 Jan 2022

//Ratioed by text squid, you already lost (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

/ / (•ˋ _ ˊ•) Gonna Attacc

Noah · Jan 11, 2022 · 12:16 AM UTC

⚔︎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝑷𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑻𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ࿐@AlbIno_Tiefling11 Jan 2022

// 4:3 くコ:彡

/ / MOTHERFUGGER ÒCÓ

Noah · Jan 11, 2022 · 12:11 AM UTC

//I FORGOT LMAO SORRY

Noah · Jan 11, 2022 · 12:11 AM UTC

//FUCK

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 4:13 AM UTC

"Aaaaah, let'm. I ain't meanin' no harm." COUGH "...not much. Should 'ear my American accent when I ain't down deep in...in...." Fuck, he's lost his train of thought.

[literally LOSES HIS MIND LAUGHING. has to put the furbong down.] OH GOD, STOP-- YOURE GONNA PISS HIM OFF OR...OR SOMETHIN...

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 4:00 AM UTC

Hard squinting ".....o rite, I just met yeh." He straightens his back "Y'mean like t h i s?" Ahem- "WEEL HOOOOWDY Y'ALL, WE'S NEEDIN' A DISPENSERMATIC RAAAIHT HERE, GIDDYUP NOW!"

[still cracking up, wiping tears from his eyes] Listen, listen, half th' time I can't tell what th' hell everyone around here is sayin so I just nod an' say somethin like 'yeah sounds about right'. Th' accents around here are RIDICULOUS man.

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:54 AM UTC

Blink blink blink "Wot?"

...........[takes it back, snorts and laughs.] Imma be honest, I have NO IDEA what th' hell you just said t' me.

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:53 AM UTC

C O U G H "Ah, there's the good st-"cOUGH "-uff."

"Eh, forget 'bout it." r i i i i i i i i i i i I I I I I I P P "Once forgot I 'ad eyes after some right high-grade juice if y'know wot I mean. Spent 'n hour er two bumpin' imma God knows what." He holds the bong back out, careful to keep a tight grip in case Scout drops it

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:52 AM UTC

...[sort of staring at him with his mouth slightly open. takes a full minute to hand it over.] Oh, yeah, sorry man. Forgot I had arms.

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:45 AM UTC

"Hitman's honor, mate." He stares off blankly into space for a full eighteen seconds "Mind 'notha pass, eh?"

[COugh cOUGH chOuGh] Y-Yeah, I getcha. I'm too chill t' fight right now anyway. Just dont call me lil or anythin, alright? You already took a hit off th' sacred furbong, so ya gotta promise.

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:39 AM UTC

"Got 'bout eight seconds'a fightin' left in me life, 'n a'm savin' that fer if I get mugged. Er, y'know, someone cuts 'n fronna me at the coffee shop."

Funny, I'll take it. Lil? Thems fightin words, pal. Ain't nothin lil about me, man! a [Pauses. takes a fat hit.]

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:30 AM UTC

Blink blinks "Yer a funny lil' fella. I like you."

Noah, easy enough t' remember. [Slaps his hand like a high five and then fist bumps it] Scout! Nice t' meetcha.

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:25 AM UTC

"New 'round 'ere, friend. Name's Noah." He offers out a hand, attempting a small smile

Woah-- GO GO GO! [loud cheering, takes it back.] Never seen anyone hit it that hard! How th' hell havent I seen you around before?

Noah · Dec 30, 2021 · 3:15 AM UTC

He takes a deep rip off the bong, holding it poker-faced for about fifteen seconds before handing it back. "Thanks, mate. This is where the fun begins..."