Former pimp, current dabbler, future mogul. Diddy ain't got nothing on me (never took that gay up on his invites, TY to @KattWilliams 4 the warning)!

in the Hearts & Minds of all
Joined September 2026
IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAY GAME? A TOP!?
Are You the Top Jerry Banfield Fan? I Made a Game to Find Out
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A big shoutout to @GrannylovesAnal and @TookePuppet for letting me chop it up with them on This All Sucks last night. We laughed, and laughed some more and wondered more than once what the hell @CrumbBumm was talking about! HaHA!
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Follow my Youtube! Help me get to 50 subs so I can go live and do the best show anyone has ever witnessed!!!! youtube.com/@professorsmalle…
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Puppet Master released 37 years ago today ~ October 12th 1989 🎬
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I can take custody at any moment!
She wants so bad to take those clothes off.
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Thank you to @GrannylovesAnal for having me on This All Sucks tonight. I am not replacing @TookePuppet, this is not a DEI kind of thing. It was only 5 minutes but Ole Gran Man said I could come back so you will be able to me soon, ladies. Until then keep me in your wet dreams!✌🏿
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It will change your life, especially those who really need to get one!
If you missed the Puppets Of The Dabbleverse premiere last night, shame on you! Check it out now before it goes members only youtube.com/live/pA1l6g5Fw60…
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A perfect example of why the Dumboverse is toxic! Once you get some love from a top tier personality, trolls find your OF & start revenge porning you immediately! I've been victimized like @keanuCthompson! Kiki! Get in my DMs so we can discuss this & become very close friends....
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Hey there gurl! Mind giving me a view of those cankles right up next to my neck? WOOOO! Congrats on breaking that Chad Chud's brain more than the Comedy Business did! @KayBeeThatsMe1
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Someone DMed me saying Clearwater Chad isn't a real puppet....I am now questioning everything I thought I ever believed.
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Patrice Smallenberg retweeted
New puppet on the block, y'all.
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This is the first of many times Tookie and I will be on screen together....tell that @Bedabbler dude to contact my peeps if he needs a cool dark perspective on all this nonsense we call the Rabbleverse.
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I went straight into a mint chocolate coma after the show and was told by interdimensional entities that starting an X account was OK because it is now owned by a great African man. Tanks for the airtime SL! @StevieLewIsBack
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