I'm sad to report that Jack Plants has passed away. Their dad called me this morning to give me the news. They were found in their apt in Richmond. They were frustrating but always a great friend, bright charismatic and creative. They moved across the country on a whim with me

Your wedding might have been great and all but were you applauded by a crowd as you walked through the gates in Dubrovnik like it was kings landing.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with a 815 credit score and a gun

“Richmond doesn’t have crime, you’re making that up “ *immediately gets bike stolen.

If your dog barks at every other dog in public A) it shouldn’t be in public B) kys

Love the teenager walking into minimart with Glock with a 50 round drum mag. Good ole Richmond

No such thing as too large a tv in the 100 acres woods.

We need to not allow churches in our state and national parks. That’s a space for tax payers.

Yet another dog found in my neighborhood. I need a contract with animal control

I love when you fly with @AmericanAir they take your money to pick a seat and never honor it. So you pay for two seats together but get two middle seats across the plane. This is after they cancelled the flight on the way to our trip.

It’s never too early to wish your local ics player a bad day.

Wonder who we are bombing while everyone’s yelling about the Epstein list?

I'm convinced several Richmond melee community members are ICE agents

If you goto a new bar that's dumped a bunch of money into their decor to look like a dive bar it's not a dive bar. It's a corporate bar cosplaying.

Time zones are a leftist play to give California an upper hand. What do you mean it's 3 hrs earlier there?

Looked in the mirror and thought "do I need to change to goto the corner store?" Then remember last time I was there a guy in just his boxers asked if I had any spare pants. Not change. Pants. I think I'm good to go in green running shorts and a purple shirt

Two years since we lost Jack. Miss my buddy constantly. Wish I could be bringing him on to the next round adventures we have planned. Miss ya bud.