I mean what I say except for when I don’t mean it.
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Nothing screams “I’m too big of a pussy to leave my comfy echo chamber” like restricting who can reply to your tweets.
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If the jury finds her anything less than guilty, I better never hear another complaint about women’s rights. #lindsayclancy
The adult babies that buy a store out of toys are the same kind of people to get a foul ball at a baseball game and not give it to a kid. Grow up, losers.
If you’re mad about fraud by the red team but not the blue team, I hope you choke on the fattest dick.
Everyone loved Dolly Parton. Everyone loved Betty White. Who gets the crown as America’s favorite/protect at all cost treasure? Sally Field? Phylicia Rashad? Meryl Streep?
Why is my timeline full of real people trying to push so hard for data centers? What do they get out of it? Are they being paid to do it?
Just when we thought 2026 couldn’t POSSIBLY get any worse
I promise that you don't want to hear me sing at this karaoke night.
But some friends will—including @Lin_Manuel, Paul Rudd, and special guests.
Enter to win a spot at a night to remember and mobilize voters for the midterms at the same time:
bit.ly/win-karaoke
Youngsters are drinking less and having less sex. These two things are related. Cameras in everyone’s pocket has really changed how people party.