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As a professor of magic I never like to display favouritism. Except to my favourite students of course!
Happy Halloween to all of my very dear followers! So sorry to hear you muggles are going to have to stay at home again however seeing as you aren’t able to visit places of magic anyway you really aren’t missing anything!
Merlin’s beard, what with planning classes, marking homework & assisting local businesses, such as the Three Broomsticks & the Hogshead to name a few, the summer holidays just aren’t long enough! #BackToHogwarts
So glad the Three Broomsticks is now open again after lockdown. Between you & me the landlords, being close dear friends of mine, still provided me with the occassional beverage or two but seeing as my custom has kept them afloat over the years one can hardly blame them!
I say, it’s now become quite easy maintaining a two metre social distance from fellow wizards & witches with the waist line I’ve acquired during this lockdown!
To all my wonderful followers (and the not so wonderful ones) please please please STAY AT HOME. These are mad times we live in, mad!
Yawwwwn! Can’t believe that sleeping draught my second years brewed has just worn off. Well done. And on New Years Day! I really can’t wait for 2019. Have I missed anything?
Rather pleased to say I’m still a Slytherin. The Sorting Hat always gets it right! #HousePride @wizardingworld
The real reason I didn’t want to be recruited into the Death Eaters. Plus you can never get the sand out of one’s shoes!
“All hands on dick Granger.”
#ReplaceOneLetterInASentence
Excellent ageing potion brewed by my 4th years. Ten points to you all! If only I’d taught them how to brew an antidote..
I’d like to express my gratitude to the Hogwarts house elves for all their hard work. Cleaning, cooking, laundry, standing in as emergency foot stools. I dare say they’ve almost deserved a rest! Once my dry cleaning is returned of course.
Splendid to see Exstimulo potion is back on the curriculum. Excellent for use in combat! #WizardsUnite
“If a monster existed, it was buried deep within.” #HalfBloodPrince






