I'll take your compliment when you pry it into my cold, dead hands. There's a home for you in my blocklist without a people for a people without a blocklist.

Lesser Boston
Joined October 2009
If I had a nickel for every orgasm I've given a woman, I'd have a hundred counterfeit dollars.
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Btw “immigration” means bombing a country and destroying their economy, then using NGOs to bribe them to move to another country where they are now alienated and angry. Then social media blames them so people don’t see that it’s actually just a financial Ponzi scheme called central banking using humans as programmable wrecking balls. Notice all the neo con influencers just calling this “immigration” and not what it actually is. The inevitable consequence of an infinite debt bubble run by their bosses.
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the friend archetype who will never, ever, ever, EVER watch a youtube video you texted them, ever. Even if you make a big deal about how good it is.
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Learning how to put in contact lenses is like performing Hostel as a one-man show.
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Here are a few of the confessions I noted down while watching Naza. “Whoever you decided to kill was a terrorist.” We say 15 NAZA. Not 15 people, or 15 women and children. We say 15 NAZA.” "It’s like a video game, we’d always say, because everything is done remotely.” “We didn’t collect the bodies. The dogs eat them.” - The ‘human shield’ claim about private houses is absurd. They just come home to sleep. That’s where we find them.” When asked if what’s happening in Gaza is genocide.) “Yes. Completely.... It’s intentional killing. We intended to kill those children.” “Gaza became a factory of targets… it was done on a mass scale, efficiently, like in a factory.” “A factory of targets.” “We erased history.” “The policy is to destroy everything as quickly as possible, before we lose international legitimacy.” “When we would attack someone and saw he was injured but alive, we usually dropped another bomb on him.” “I’d hear the final moments of a person’s life.” “I heard a woman screaming that her daughter’s body was burning.” “The goal was quantity not quality.” “There was a boy who entered our territory, he wasn’t doing anything. They bombed him.” Y’all understand the panic over Naza yet? The film is dismantling their narrative piece by piece, using their own words.
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Learning how to put in contact lenses is like performing Hostel as a one-man show.
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They built an entire civilization on the idea that God is on their side. Not a foreign God. Not an old-testament God of wrath and conquest, which would at least be honest. A Jesus God. A turn-the-other-cheek, blessed-are-the-meek, it’s-easier-for-a-camel-to-pass-through-the-eye-of-a-needle-than-for-a-rich-man-to-enter-heaven God. That God. The one who specifically, explicitly, repeatedly told his followers to care for the poor, resist the powerful, refuse violence, love their enemies. They took that God and they put him on aircraft carriers. They put him in the mouths of politicians voting for defense budgets. They gave him to televangelists who told congregations that wealth was "divine favor" and that bombing Muslim countries was "spiritual warfare." They built the most powerful military empire in history and they wrapped it in the theology of a man who died opposing one. And then they looked at the people praying in the ruins of the cities their planes had bombed and said: "Their God is dangerous."
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“Ooh boy, AI is great!” “Look, we’re Miyazaki cartoons!” “Now we’re ALL artists!” “Oh shit the gate just closed!” “They’re monitoring everything we say!” “Fuck, there’s police drones everywhere!” “The AI just locked my money because I said Free Palestine!”
Yaban domuzlarını yakalamak için 5 gün boyunca tuzak alanına alışmalarını bekleyen bir kişi, tüm sürünün içeri girdiği anda kapıyı kapatarak onlarca domuzu tek seferde yakaladı.
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[me, waking up relieved] "Huh, oh... It was a dream? Well thank goodness I didn't let some random dude convince me to help him murder someone on account of me being so highly suggestible."
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Set off the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness for shitting too loudly on their toilet.
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Ugh... yeah, sorry, I'm just... blarg... so [yawn]..... tired... I'm just urghgh... I'm just hhhhhhngngng... I'm just tired from coming into work on time today.
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“Yah but if we increase the minimum wage then the price of everything will go up” Minimum wage doesn’t increase 10 YEARS LATER “Yeah can I get 1 single Chalupa for 7 fucking dollars!”
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Girlfriend got fired from the paradimensional demon containment facility for gently placing the lids on the enchanted urns without screwing them on.
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Hugo Chavez: "I take this opportunity to once again condemn, from the depth of my soul, the state of Israel. Damn you, state of Israel, terrorists and murderers! Long live the Palestinian people!"
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This isn't an allegation, but it's suspicious Erika!
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Due to past confusion with our advertising, we have decided to become both things. So come on down to Joe's Paintball and Paint Bar. Grab a glass and a paintbrush and DUCK.
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Talking to my younger self through a mirror except it's his car's rearview mirror and he's going 80 on the highway and I'm screaming "PANIC!" at him.
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Hate to be a noodge but is that food-grade cyanide?
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You don't hate Israel enough.
Israel carried out a massacre of Palestinians in Tantura in 1948. It was documented in the memoirs of Muhammad Nimr al Khatib, published in 1950. A few days after the massacre, al Khatib recorded the testimony of a Palestinian who had told him about summary executions [see screenshot]. The massacre was not widely acknowledged or accepted until the Israeli perpetrators confessed to the crime in the 1990s to an Israeli researcher, Teddy Katz, and it was not widely acknowledged by the general public until a documentary film was made about it by, wait for it, Israelis. History sometimes doesn't ryhme, sometimes it repeats itself. source: archive.org/details/ethniccl… (p.137)
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Ed Sheeran auditioning for the liberal heel in every @_rathbone video.
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Off to the gym again so I can reward myself with a chalky sugarless candy bar that will help grow my arms by 0.00003 ounces over the course of the next day.
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